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@kschwenky.bsky.social

power pop princess. fortune cookie poet. wishful thinker. goalie mom. she/her Trans rights are human rights. Free Palestine

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Latest posts by kschwenky.bsky.social on Bluesky

Hope not too tight

06.10.2025 02:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I've picked up a shit-ton of new follows in the last few days, so hi.

I'd love if you would subscribe to my entirely free newsletter where I write moody but ultimately (hopefully) hopeful pieces about *waves hands in all directions*. dansinker.com/follow/

06.10.2025 01:55 — 👍 63    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0

👉🏼👈🏼

06.10.2025 01:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

you’re late

06.10.2025 00:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I INVOKE MY RIGHTS TO SILENCE AND COUNSEL AND WILL NOT ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS WITHOUT MY ATTORNEY PRESENT.

Then shut up until you have that attorney present. You cannot invoke your right to silence just by being silent. You have to say the words.

06.10.2025 00:16 — 👍 643    🔁 232    💬 5    📌 4

Not today ✨

06.10.2025 00:17 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I know I need a tolerance break but

(Gestures wildly at everything)

05.10.2025 23:39 — 👍 26    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Oh dang that’s right

05.10.2025 23:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

All for leyna is right under Zanzibar for me

05.10.2025 23:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

People... are allowed to come up with mean names for inanimate objects. If you compare this practice to racial slurs, I'm going to think you believe people of other races hold the same concrete significance and value as inanimate objects. This is one of those slips that does not look good on anyone.

05.10.2025 06:40 — 👍 1813    🔁 409    💬 21    📌 24

Smol & Oates

05.10.2025 22:54 — 👍 41    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0

I did not know where this was going but I really wanted to know the answer for reasons

05.10.2025 22:44 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
Fishbone - Racist Piece Of Shit (Live on KEXP)
YouTube video by KEXP Fishbone - Racist Piece Of Shit (Live on KEXP)

Oh god bless, Fishbone is still doing shit, I love it

youtu.be/P9F4YnZS_qQ?...

05.10.2025 22:37 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

It’s my comfort show

05.10.2025 22:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Chris and Arlo in the booth calling a game on Ted lasso.  Chris says: And that's because I'm a right-brained dominant with a knack for make-believe.

Chris and Arlo in the booth calling a game on Ted lasso. Chris says: And that's because I'm a right-brained dominant with a knack for make-believe.

05.10.2025 22:19 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I don’t want to live on the same planet as the folks willingly there, and laughing at this

05.10.2025 21:53 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Trump In a shirt tie and Yankees jacket throwing out a pitch.

Trump In a shirt tie and Yankees jacket throwing out a pitch.

05.10.2025 21:48 — 👍 12    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 1

Ouch

05.10.2025 21:43 — 👍 17    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0

What is this game

05.10.2025 21:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh chargers damn

05.10.2025 21:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Preview
That's What You Get by Paramore on Apple Music Song · 2007 · Duration 3:40

music.apple.com/us/album/tha...

05.10.2025 21:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I sent this to my kids. Reviews are not good lol

05.10.2025 21:38 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Perk of having a young mom is picking her up gummies when I make my run lol

05.10.2025 21:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

sucks to suck

05.10.2025 21:35 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It means “many saints”

05.10.2025 21:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So funny story, that’s my step dads last name haha

05.10.2025 21:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Start yoga/stretching. Everything aches for no reason all the time

05.10.2025 21:08 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Finally home from dog sitting. Cleaned my house, decorated Halloween, made a pot of sauce. Having a cocktail and maybe a nap

05.10.2025 20:51 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just added a t for no reason

05.10.2025 20:11 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

We’re good! T

05.10.2025 20:09 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

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