bootyswagga, on god.

i cant stop thinking about this

28.01.2025 00:08 — 👍 13    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

so proud of demi moore

06.01.2025 23:16 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

my stomach has been making this deep bellowing gurgle for about 7 years now. its comforting in a way. it’s getting expensive maintaining this illusion of normalcy.

16.12.2024 20:53 — 👍 20    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

14.11.2024 06:15 — 👍 54    🔁 7    💬 1    📌 0

Normalize willn’t [will not]

As in:

Friend: can you help me real quick?

Me: I could but I willn’t.

Friend: what does willn’t mean? Can you help me or not?

Me: it means I will not. Willn’t is a contraction to make it shorter. It’s like won’t but it’s not as confusing.

Friend: oh. Okay.

15.11.2024 05:07 — 👍 28    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

POV: you are the games on my phone

14.11.2024 08:30 — 👍 50    🔁 2    💬 4    📌 0

is that what this app is for? lil freaking freakers?

i'm in.

my freak is that i don't like capitalizing the pronoun "i"

18.10.2024 22:51 — 👍 44    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

it sure does smell like updog in here

18.10.2024 09:13 — 👍 74    🔁 2    💬 19    📌 0