i cant stop thinking about this
so proud of demi moore
my stomach has been making this deep bellowing gurgle for about 7 years now. its comforting in a way. it’s getting expensive maintaining this illusion of normalcy.
Normalize willn’t [will not]
As in:
Friend: can you help me real quick?
Me: I could but I willn’t.
Friend: what does willn’t mean? Can you help me or not?
Me: it means I will not. Willn’t is a contraction to make it shorter. It’s like won’t but it’s not as confusing.
Friend: oh. Okay.
POV: you are the games on my phone
is that what this app is for? lil freaking freakers?
i'm in.
my freak is that i don't like capitalizing the pronoun "i"
it sure does smell like updog in here
