Cake by the pound

I haven’t been on here in a while. Hey y’all 🥰

Tyron McAlpin files $3.5M claim after being repeatedly Tased, punched by Phoenix police Attorneys for Tyron McAlpin, the deaf Black man with cerebral palsy who was repeatedly punched and Tased by police, are now suing the city of Phoenix.

Tyron McAlpin, the deaf Black man with cerebral palsy who was beaten by Phoenix police, plans to sue the city and the officers for $3.5 million

After the black lives matter situation & the dark skin commentary with 50 Cent, I beeeeeen over him. I appreciate the music tho.

The cooning sealed the deal for me a minute ago. I just appreciate the discography and keep it pushing at this point lol.

smutty flash piece 💖✨

We could only be together if you enjoy my fupa popping out my jeans like opening a can of biscuits when you unbutton my pants…

Mike Johnson Announces Capitol Bathrooms Reserved 'For Individuals Of That Biological Sex' The speaker's announcement is aimed in particular at incoming transgender congresswoman Sarah McBride.

Mike Johnson issued a rule targeting an incoming transgender lawmaker, saying bathrooms are restricted for use by members' "biological sex"

I need to be somewhere sunny and warm getting rubbed and kissed between sips of my rum punch chile…

Screenshot of a police declaration saying they have the gun

The state has officially debunked Tory Lanez’s lie that the gun he shot Megan Thee Stallion with is missing.

“That query showed that Evidence and Property Management Division has the firearm, the firearm magazine, and all the bullet casings and the bullet fragments..."

Delicious

Whopper and the original chicken sandwich will get my coins

Or how Candyman (RIP) ain't fuck with you so long as you kept his name out your mouth? Same concept.

Y'all know how Hannibal
Lecter ain't fuck with people until he found out they were rude? Same concept.

Let's call it punitive damages bc you were hell bent on being awful to me, now look what you made me do. Now I gotta put us BOTH in distress.

Sometimes an extra layer of intention is added to my "crash out" simply bc I consider myself a genuinely sweet and kind hearted person.

prince is wearing a blue suit and a scarf around his neck and making a funny face . ALT: prince is wearing a blue suit and a scarf around his neck and making a funny face .

Just seen a hookah tip with hard candy on the mouth piece. We need to factory reset the earth…

And the priority is displaying the 10 Commandments in the schools lol…

Being on an all-inclusive somewhere warm and sunny while a gorgeous man spits tequila in my mouth would heal me

GET ALL OF YOUR VACCINES NOW PEOPLE.

This app is still very young. It went from 6 million users to 15 million. Of course it’s gonna glitch. Hush and let them fix it.

a woman is holding an apple laptop in front of her ALT: a woman is holding an apple laptop in front of her

Curating the SHIT out of my Sky experience.

These Skies will remain clear and BLUE!

If you’re new to Bluesky, this is a really helpful thread that explains how to use this platform:

How to decorate your desk as a girly pop lawyer:

Sip the broth of the hot and spicy beef cup noodles. I swear it be healing me.

Now why would they set her up like that?

the @ names longer than a black church service 😭

Ahttt ahttt. It’s delicious

Yes

“It was so fucked up, we packed our shit and left collectively” 🤣🤣🤣 #blacksky #twitter