Sullivan Sweeney

ok now i'm drunk sounds good 👍👍

i haven't posted here in a while, but i figured you should all know i am full blown hellenic polytheism and find ancient greek hymns so unlistenable that i am contemplating writing my own. maybe that's the problem with the world. too much bad music. gods are angry. :/ hold on trying to fix

considering transpeople are like 1% of the population, i wonder if our use as a scapegoat group is so the government can erode basic rights and ultimately discriminate against women. like, you know, more than usual.

one of my biggest AI fears is that people will think my writing is AI generated because I overuse em dashes.

Trump signs executive order that reverses Biden rule on ‘weak’ showerheads An executive order he signed calls for an immediate end to water conservation standards that restrict the number of gallons per minute that flow through showerheads and other appliances.

This is a parody... right... like... a late April fool's... RIGHT???

women's section of the thrift store: freshly laundered floral scent for your courtesy
men's side: ballsack sweat and mildew

I spent 3 hours last night cleaning out our foyer trying to make it look livable so i don't feel like setting myself on fire every time i enter the hoarder house, all the while my father had conversations on speaker phone while watching trumper propaganda on youtube at boomer decibles. didn't die.

"Jeremy is the one and only," she commented on a fan account post in October. "And amazing. And we're very happy."

Lana Del Rey Reveals Why Marriage to Husband Jeremy Dufrene Surprisingly Works - E! Online Lana Del Rey couldn’t help but gush over that magic behind her marriage with Jeremy Dufrene after suffering from a “singer’s curse” in her love life.

always blows my mind that a celebrity can say one line that isn't that enlightening and gossip blogs will turn it into an entire article that people will actually waste their time reading

YouTube video by Sullivan Sweeney (The Crow FKA Piper Sweeney) Dark Psychology of Homewreckers: Ariana Grande VS Lily Jay, A Deep Dive

It only took me 20234823908 years to create this video. also I really enjoyed the new cut of eternal sunshine.

I just exported my ariana grande psych video. May the gods of copyright be on my side as I embark on this terrifying endeavor

YouTube video by Pavlina Osta MELANIE MARTINEZ talks Cruella Deville, CRY BABY, DOLLHOUSE w/ PAVLINA

Slightly-rare, decade-old Melanie Martinez interview with cringey intro and outro, for your viewing pleasure

When you see the stock market plummeting today remember, it’s the Trump stock market and he claimed it fair and square

When the man cut my hours from 36 to 16 because of tariffs hiking up the price of groceries, I was mad. When they took away free coffee from the break room? About to quit. Might organize a union. might dump all the store's coffee into the sewer.

....i'll show this to tyler when i'm not mad at him anymore >> the boy loves frogs

chat gpt just called me "bitchy, but smart." 💀 I didn't ask for a roast i just needed the validation my parents never gave me

(2) ...unless i am studying it carefully it looks like a trippy, two-headed monster. this effect is even worse when cropped to a youtube thumbnail. i will never watch this movie and i am suing for emotional damages

(1) i need to vent. this cover has been pissing me off since the 90s. First of all, the image is bisected with two tones, the orange making me focus more on the female. Then the image is further bisected by the black clothing, and since they have the same skintone...

The Frog Friend (Pen, Brush, Apple Pencil Holder, Desk Friend) Need a hand? This little lad just wants to help. Give him your favorite pen, paint brush, or apple pencil to hold for you!

I'm going full on rags to riches so i can buy this. i'll be on an awards stage and instead of thanking god i'm going to thank this frog

they knew i was trans at the dr but thought i was trans the other way so they were suggesting women's groups and then got super embarrassed lmao. i have achieved peak androgyny. next i will infiltrate male spaces and steal everyone's pronouns until trump deports me to the moon

also it always alwayyyys has to be the woman's fault. even when there is nothing to go off of, if there is a woman, she is guilty of something

someone on reddit noticed that melanie and their portals stylist unfollowed each other and ppl automatically jumped to conclusions that melanie is impossible to work with and has serial falling-outs with their team 😂 y'all will reach so hard for drama that your arms will break off

haaha. me typing "Lana Del Rey Fingertips" and Google AI predicting I'm going to search for the song lyrics when really I want the chords because I'm cool enough to play uke but not cool enough to be good at it

This is why you NEVERRR post as soon as you're "done." One is Ariana Grande, the other is Ariana Grande's evil lookalike when her face starts melting off after the photoshoot

Are you...

male
female
non-binary
hawk perched close-by waiting for Wicked to drop in price?

Day 3 of working on my Coquette-themed self-help magazine. After meticulously converting every page of text into a png, enlarging each page to 150%, and arranging it on the page, I realized I stylized Cry Baby as Crybaby throughout the whole thing. I also failed to keep pronouns consistent. I'm dead

I literally just shouted because I finally realized that Lana singing "sizzling like a snare" was about telephone wires literally sounding like a snare drum. This revelation comes an entire decade after I realized there was no snail getting electrocuted.

11-year-old took her own life after classmates threatened to call ICE on her family, devastated mother reveals ‘I waited a whole week for a miracle that my daughter would be well, but unfortunately, nothing could be done’, despaired her mother

Four more years of emboldened racists.

The reason I'm pairing it with a psychology zine to sell is because I can't rely on ad revenue and I don't have any sponsors that want me, a recently out asexual, to sell something other than sex toys. I wish I was kidding.

Just so you all know, the script for the Ariana Grande video is done. Next is finishing the product I'm pairing with it (a celebrity self-help psychology fan zine), recording the art, recording the commentary (13 pages), and putting it all together.