Andrea Monagle

A real toss-up on which is more obviously sinister: a butcher’s apron with no livestock in sight or a handlebar mustache.

SHE RIDES SHOTGUN (2025).

Story the yellow dogs sitting in front of a combination Little Free Library/Little Dog Library.

Little Free Libraries are great, but Little Dog Libraries are better.

[quoting a tweet by fractalcounty that reads, “today I learned that there are actual people irl who get genuinely upset if they catch you using chatgpt. like they view it as a serious moral failing in certain circles”]

If you're using AI to write essays, eulogies, a text to your wife, I do think less of you as a person. Ceding your mental and creative abilities to a machine is an embarrassing thing and people should be ashamed to admit doing it in public.

Went to see a repertory screening of BLUE VELVET earlier this year, and a couple in one of the first few rows absolutely had enough and marched out two hours in, when Isabella Rossellini said that Kyle MacLachlin “put his disease in me.”

ok I am 150% against him on this and most issues, but I do think "That's a matter between me and my grammarian" is a phrase I'd like to adopt

This is so perfect. "Dead Center" and he's so far to the right that he's half off the cover

That's right, she IS baby.

She and her cocked ear are ready!

Story the yellow dog, posing in front of a veterinary lift table, something she’d never been on before today but accepted with minimal fuss.

I was so excited to move to Philly but VERY anxious about how Story would acclimate. She’s exceeded my wildest hopes, being inquisitive and happy and brave, including today at the vet, where we went for some tummy troubles. Please clap.

Tell me I’m wrong.

Hard to think of a more egregious example of “Hello, my name is Girl McWife” than this.

THE AMATEUR (2025). It somehow helped the rating that I fell asleep last night halfway through and we finished tonight. The best scene by far was early on, when Rami Malek thinks Jon Bernthal is asking him to lunch, and he LIGHTS UP like George Costanza crushing on Elaine’s mimbo boyfriend, Tony.

All-time bad good dog.

I guess they’re saving the Konami code for the sequel.

SUPERMAN (2025).

RIP to a real one

It’s his own personal Scabby the Rat

Disneyland in California rather than Disney World in Florida; Nantucket in Massachusetts rather than, whatever, the fucking Isle of Palms in South Carolina. I hope that egghead follows Vance for the rest of his miserable life, in every blue state he prefers over the red states that support him.

The win emboldened Thiel to come out from behind the curtain and actively fund and advocate for his techno-fascist worldview. All because Hogan fucked his best friend's wife and Gawker wrote about it.

Do you get President Trump if you don't have Peter Thiel funding Hulk Hogan's sex tape lawsuit that shut down Gawker? I say it's a straight line from one to the other.

Nineteen words are enough.

It's there now, and lol. Lmao. My thanks to the Wikipedia soldiers, the bravest of our troops.

I successfully did it.

They're a smidge too high, and I hate them. The quintessential Facebook Marketplace experience.

EDDINGTON's run time, an incredible 2 hours and 25 minutes. Say sike right now.

Absolutely not.

I can't think of an upcoming movie release I want to see less than EDDINGTON, but I do need someone to upload a full plot description to Wikipedia.

please, sir

Trying to get a response from anyone selling counter stools on Facebook Marketplace so I can finally have a flat surface to work on.

“I can’t win you over on actual policy, so I’ll force you to come around by making you indebted to me personally” really sums up our current timeline.

G20 (2025).

(This is also my initial reaction, after driving through six other states, of Pennsylvania’s roads.)

Damn, bitch, you live like this?

Third and final day of our drive from Austin to Philly. No one look inside our car.

Crossville Buc-ee’s.

We thought we had said goodbye to Buc-ee’s outside Waco, but we’ve stopped at two others, including this one in Crossville, Tennessee.

Story Monagle enjoying her fans.

Road trip essentials.

I’ve never seen two worse states to play the license plate game in than Texas and Arkansas. I can’t even get an Oklahoma or a Louisiana.