Cholingo

played fullback at Arkansas back in the day

this is like an actor complaining about having to loss weight for a role

Replying to mom when told to clean your room

Oklahoma would be at best 5th in the Big12 this season

Sir, I’m just trying to take your order

Kudos on avoiding the vaping stage

After Mizzou

I think that’s the worst vote of confidence I’ve ever seen

Quickly scrolled down to the bio section hoping to see some substance beyond I like beer and have some ideas.

Someone took a test bite

Brown has an actual personality

I got a pharmacy hookup in Lusaka next time you need

Foot ended up halfway to China

Up there with Durant

My t-shirt about therapy is raising a lot questions already answered by my t-shirt

What’s Dumper translated in Canadian??

Home of the magical Ozarkland

Inland Empire

Doesn’t losing football games = losing money (unless I guess you’re Nebraska)

SEC also only .500 in conference play. Makes you wonder

magic trick

Also some of his teammates giving up blocking and just watching him

it was a conspiracy by the other Alabama schools

“Wait, wait, you’re telling us we can hire the guy who has been coaching the last 3 years at a Christian prep school”

haven’t seen that fanbase so angry at a coach since Mike McQueary spoke up

who would have guessed

Breaking headline probably not the best

they’re wondering the same thing

Buddy, I’m not here to teach you how to use the Internet. I’m here to mock folks for using words like objectively so confidently when they have little idea of what they talking about.

Bullshit. If you’re looking at the metro stats, St. Louis doesn’t even come to mind. St Louis only pops up on the list of most dangerous cities based on the county reporting.