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Love this! Come to see the amazing dinosaur footprints but stay to literally walk the dinosaur www.bbc.co.uk/news/resourc...

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A critical review of the Prince Charles Cinema in London, where the reviewer is annoyed that they can’t whisper or text and, in a fit of pique, refers to cinema staff as the “fun police”

Unintentionally, the greatest advert for a cinema I’ve ever seen

A four panel meme, featuring John Connor talking to The Terminator, from Terminator 2 John: Wait a second, you’re saying you’re from the future? Terminator: Great question! Thanks so much for asking. Let’s think about the answer…hmm! The current year is 1983. Working backwards logically, I’m from the year 1965, which is 300 years in the future. Anything else you’d like to know? John - stares blankly Terminator: I’m sorry, I can see that was not the right answer. I actually came from the year 829392 AD, which is 10 years in the past from this year, which is 3

I am begging for a Hollywood movie or TV writer to make something that features realistic 'artificial intelligence'

Disposable vapes ban: Why people are stockpiling ahead of June deadline Some disposable vape users say they are stockpiling, worried about what they will do after the ban.

Society is doomed. “What if I forget to charge my vape?” Seriously? How do these people function? 'I don't know what we'll do' - Vapers panic-buy ahead of disposables ban www.bbc.com/news/article...

a close up of a rabbit 's face with the words " i sniffs something " below it Alt: a close up of a rabbit 's face with the words " i sniffs something " below it

Gutted if it happens - but a chocolate brand getting a prominent write up two days before Easter

Quite a talent to find a less suitable host after Russia and Qatar.

Super bernt Leno in goal

*Washington post* duh

James Bond, the British spy under US ownership Ian Fleming’s fictional creation, a boon and burden to UK intelligence agencies, will now be defined by tech giant Amazon

James Bond, the British spy under US ownership - nice summary this. Trying to be optimistic but this week generally and the bezos message to wsj staff make the US ownership part particularly worrying. on.ft.com/4i0oULE

FA Cup: Twins Steven and Ryan Sessegnon ready to face one another Twins Steven and Ryan Sessegnon could face one another in the FA Cup on Saturday when League One Wigan host Premier League Fulham.

#twoofourown #ffc
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Levels of microplastics in human brains may be rapidly rising, study suggests Research looking at tissue from postmortems between 1997 and 2024 finds upward trend in contamination

Well, maybe that explains… everything?

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Norway be like

“Fighting Mother Nature is hard” - this is incredible and sadly we’re probably going to need more of these guys in the years to come www.bbc.co.uk/news/resourc...

6Music really torturing us with a here’s what you could have had - giving us Nemone on breakfast after announcing Nick Grimshaw is taking over the gig 🥲

Headline: Zebra dies after 'incident' with rhino at zoo.

This headline reads like the BBC is terrified of being sued for libel by the rhino.

This has aged…. Well

Chelsea 1-2 Fulham - What it means The win and the three points go to Fulham who move up to 8th in the Premier League. What’s the fuss for Fulham?

Not written anything in a while. Then Chelsea 1-2 Fulham happened. So here’s why it matters, partly to Fulham fans and partly to me.

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werdsmith.com/p/xkMpQnBQ6P... Only Marco Silva could think of a Back Five as an attacking formation and only #Fulham’s fantastic team could make it work. We’ve stopped celebrating briefly to write a joyous blog on a win that smells like team spirit; the best win in 45 years #COYW

BuT wHy DoN’T cYcLiStS uSe ThE cYcLe LaNeS?!!?

Humphrey’s world: how the Samuel Smith beer baron built Britain’s strangest pub chain Since the 1970s, Humphrey Smith has acquired scores of pubs and historic properties around the UK. But time after time, he has left the buildings empty. Why has he allowed his empire to moulder?

Some truly bonkers stories in this very long read www.theguardian.com/news/2024/de...🍻🍻

100% this. The book also includes a turkey shortage and Bond eating Xmas dinner with a cranky M - it’s the real classic Christmas action film!

During Covid lockdown, if you had family round on Christmas Day the police could force their way into your home and make them return to their own homes.
Does anybody know if this service is still available and, if so, do you have to book it?

Bitcoin man sues Newport council over '£600m fortune lost in tip' James Howells believes the hard drive is now worth about £600m since the recent Bitcoin surge.

This'll definitely work...
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And then, because this is arguably the most preposterous country on earth, Speaker Lindsay Hoyle says: "Right, thank you everybody. We're going to move on to the ferrets bill if people wish to leave."

Telegraph stupid article screenshot: "Prisoners 'could serve 1,000 year sentence in eight hours' Future biotechnology could be used to make prisoners feel as if they were serving a 1,000 year sentence, a team of scientists claim"

We already have this technology, Daily Telegraph. It's called "Parkerball".

A typically excellent summary of a depressing afternoon. Still it would be the definition of Fulhamish *and Spursy* for us to take three points next week. #COYW

Marco Silva said Lukic isn't ready to play 90 minutes in yesterday's press conference, but he starts! Berge nowhere to be seen this afternoon. Andre starts for Wolves, after being linked with Fulham for about 18 months before Fulham dropped their interest in him! #FFC