*screams into the blue sky*

People gonna be asking AI who they should vote for in the midterms. Idk what the AI models will say, but I know what the guys who run most of the AI models would like it to say…

Barry Hussein? The drone enthusiast??

Respectfully gotta disagree here. Whenever they DONT take a bite I become enraged. I need them to eat the food. This can only mean one thing: is Andy a psychopath or am I a psychopath?

So worth it. I love holding the paper. Also I get 2 copies for some reason and don’t know how to fix it but I don’t think I’m double subbed. Lmk if you want a copy 🫡

I don’t think this will be enough… we should fire half the staff, then rehire them after a couple months with full pay and benefits, but not let them work their jobs at all. Then we should be able to get to the bottom of this.

Neither of those are the name Christian.

At least they’re easily turned off?

I love people who think like this because Bernie might have been the only option at the time that lead us away from MAGA. Hollow corporate democrats, president or candidate, confidently tread water doing nothing as the sharks gathered.

🚨 The Shocking Truth About Self-Censorship in Politics 🚨

What happens when people prioritize economic promises over democracy?

Watch the full episode here to find out: youtu.be/2G_Yixuc3Qg

I don’t mean to be controversial but I have some thoughts on White Lotus S3’s first ep:

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telling someone they deserve the world as an insult

Oh great I’ve always wanted to off-road at a dog park.

Why did I think he was like 56

This is not funny. It is terrifying. They’ve all sync’d up. A total eclipse of middle aged divorcees. No bunker can shield us from the horrifying amount of midlife crisis coping we are about suffer.

Severance is so good at making very simple moments with little dialog so impactful. The last moments of this episode were heartbreaking. The show has the perfect amount of restraint for science fiction. And just beautiful editing. Fuck.

*tour guide for 2025*

aaaand if you look to your left there you’ll see the place where people thought it couldn’t get any worse. nice. nice… and now look to your right you’ll see where it immediately got worse

Apple Maps showing “Gulf Of America” now too… what other GPS apps are there?

of course, there seems to be some deep historical context to this symbolism. very interesting to have someone on top of the streetlamp seemingly relaxing

this was one of my favorite images from Kendrick's SB halftime show. haven't really seen it discussed though.

“no better than Samuel L on the Django”

the layers Kendrick had getting SLJ to play Uncle Sam for him. he’s been talking about it since TPAB

What club

tried opening this article and got a 404 error

she’s trying to convince me to buy a gun

literally what is the point

i am very excited for Guitar Sadie era

Just an observation of vibes and I’m implying nothing more than that but Elon Musk seems like one of the most assassinatable people of all time. Like a training dummy for assassins. Tutorial level assassin mission.

Less “free Luigi” and more “be Luigi”

is it too late to enter this at the Oscars for Best Picture

Ahahaha sadie

Why have I seen nothing about Trump opening a literal concentration camp from “illegal immigrants” in Guantanamo Bay? 30,000 beds to “house” them.