Jabbabird

No one ever calls any of them out on their lies.

The ice cream truck and the hotdog cart married and made a food truck

I just got here and it’s super super glitchy, half the videos won’t play

You had one job. 😂 a third grader could’ve done a better Photoshop job.

This is posted on the actual White House X profile. Other social media outlets from the White House are also using this picture and calling him The king.

a woman with red hair says " not good " in a netflix ad ALT: a woman with red hair says " not good " in a netflix ad

We’re getting close to the end of day 27. How’s everybody doing?

The little rainbow on the dress and the Judy Garland ruby slippers …. The irony of the gay attire. He’s completely clueless as he smiles down at her thinking she’s only a few years away from him dating her.

I bought my daughter a Cryptex for Christmas. I set the password specific to her and she’s been working on it ever since. She finally got it open today.

For 17 years, my name has been a slur for someone who is racist, sexist, ageist, classist and entitled.
My parents chose this name before I was even born.
Do you think 17 years is enough for you to please let this go? How many real people do you know named Karen? Does this slur apply to them?

#workfromhome #orange #cheeto #umpalumpa TikTok video by Jabbabird🐧

He honestly has no idea 😂😂😂

www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2ArHcPp/

Everyone needs to cool it on the rhetoric, the Pennsylvania senator said Wednesday.
🤬🤬🤬
Traitor ! He’s been siding with the Republicans for the past three weeks. I thought he was a man of integrity.

I blame this whole thing on Oprah. In 1988 she had orange T on her show and she asked him if he would ever run for president. He said he didn’t think he would ever run, but if he did, he’d definitely win and he would fix everything. He also said he would run as a Democrat. 🫣😳
I blame Oprah !

It’s only been 23 days. By day 130 they’ll be nothing left.

Even a year ago, you couldn’t convince me that we’d be this close to war with the home of some of my best friends.

The media keeps telling us to stay focused. This is just shock and awe. I get that but here’s a question….. stay focused on what? Every hour feels like a historical event. I stayed up really late last night because I didn’t want to go to sleep, I didn’t want the next day to get here too soon.

My new mantra

What exactly is the AT protocol Tiktok?

It’ll be back in a few days. Just before it went down Facebook created a TikTok account. I smell something suspicious and it smells like wet dog turd.

The language barrier on RedNote can be funny. 😄
I know this gentleman was trying to give me a compliment, but he told me that I was very pretty and I was probably even more beautiful when I was young 😂😂 that’s the best worst compliment I’ve ever gotten

So the CEO of Tiktok used to intern for Zuckerberg. Is he going home to papa? Is this blackout just some big update?

Yawn… Time for bed. Wake me up in 2029.

My blue sky feed is awesome because the very first day I logged in I learned how to block the entire mega community. I don’t remember how I did that, but it was the best thing I ever did. You should Google it

Your brain contains more knowledge than anyone I’ve ever known. Why muddy it up with such trivial things. You can circle back to that later.

Just minutes before TikTok shut down, Facebook open the TikTok account. That’s suspicious.

How do I get off the spinning rock? How big of a flag do I need to make in order to flag down the aliens? I need a ride out of here.

Stop kissing the ring

It’s done, it’s down. And just minutes after Facebook made their own TikTok account account. It smells like a flaming bag of dog poo.

I reserved two seats, but they’re gonna be empty😂

I ordered two tickets to the inauguration because they’re free. And now they’ll be empty.