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You know what is terrible? Having to be conscious of every muscle you use cause you naturally use all the wrong ones.

Idk what it is about me but people tell me all of their business and I’ll get to the core of the problems so quick. 🤣

We can get SGs, marketing, aesthetics, socials covered just from like people I know off the top of my head.

But I don’t think they care they have a mid product right now lol

I’ve reach a “look, we’ve given you all the tools and information. If you want to fuck it up at this point then I can’t stop you.”

If somebody wants to do some sort of Tabitha Takes Over on the league, I volunteer to be the player consultant. Rachael will do the fan consulting.

The NWSL is so mid right now like sorry I think everyone is kind of putting in bare minimum rn and no fans seem happy anywhere 🤣🤣

See also the World Cup and the men’s World Cup

They’re gonna have a fight about the definition of words and Coach will lose cause he thinks enemy and adversary are different

Sounds like he’s about to get swapped onto the same tribe as Coach soooo 🤣🤣

Y’all soooo excited about Joe’s honor and integrity strategy being shot down are gonna be SO MAD when this man is with Coach and Colby!!! Coach can’t define it but he loves it!! 🤣🤣🤣 aht aht don’t get too excited #survivor50

Follow the narrative/character arcs. The most important thing pre tribal was Cirie doing a masterclass for Ozzy. The rest is just distraction. And Christian, the other main character of the episode was doing distraction all episode.

Ciries plan, Christians distraction = savannah plan

There was a whole montage of Cirie inceptioning it?

Putting Joe on a tribe full of chaos goblins and schemers was the funniest thing they could’ve done and I appreciate it. 🤣

Men will do literally anything except go to therapy.

Unless it's with a robotics professor who you watched poop their pants the day before.

#Survivor50

I am worried that 50 can’t possibly keep this pace the whole way through. This is fucking cinema so far.

Christian rocking Joe in the hammock and Cirie going “oh you lied on survivor ohhhhhhhhhhh”

They gotta tribe swap after this cause you really can’t have this much concentrated comedy #survivior50

Jesus Christ Joe, read the fucking beach. #survivor50

CHRISTIAN 🥹🥹 AUBRY 🥹🥹

Christian is perfect. Never change. What a star. #survivor50

An adversary is an enemy or someone who opposes someone else. In tennis, you stand across the net from your adversary. Adversary is related to the word adverse, meaning "against or contrary" — so think of an adversary as someone whom you are fighting against.

*Rob Rausch voice* AN ADVERSARY IS ALSO YOUR ENEMY #survivor50

Tell Jonathan they already have an aquaman

Mike White beating Joe and Colby in an immunity challenge race?? MORE. #survivor50

Coach demanding that he’s playing with honor by stealing that key from Ozzy and teeing up Ozzy for that “yep, I agree. Just like he’s always played.”

Don’t give me anyone new for like 10 more seasons. Just give me new chaotic combinations. #survivor50

I broke my arm when I was 9 and I still can’t look at a picture of that so no thank you to this video. I believe your descriptions!

Is a Senator who interferes with Capitol Police to break the bones of a Marine Corps veteran who's staging a protest subject to arrest for battery, or does that somehow fall under the Senator's constitutional privilege?

Not if we’re being reasonable and sane

They have a guy

A man
Some man
Nobody cares about this man

To recap: I haven’t been able to form a thought for three days, a door handle broke off my car, my disposal broke and is leaking under my sink, my neck muscles have fought off the last of my steroid injections and I’ve had two insane headaches

If you need affordable cute indoor or outdoor ceramic plant pots — Home Goods is your place.

I did ask the cashier for some tissue paper so I could stack them inside each other and she said no, they don’t wrap pots.

Which was genuinely mystifying.

Talarico needs to learn the lessons Bernie never did.

I won’t hold my breath tho.