Samuel Paul

the newest innovation®️: getting the entire human race to swear off PCs altogether

the word nice is written in pink and green letters Alt: .... NICE.

HBD Mister Riccaboni

and by the way--

Kenny Loggins Im Alright GIF Alt: Kenny Loggins is Alright, so Don't Nobody Worry 'bout him.

meanwhile...

so, were Willie, Waylon, Kris + Johnny "the outlaws of country" just because they weren't white supremacists or...?

look, smut work is work

we're living in an endless deleted scene from Robocop

we're living in an endless deleted scene from Robocop

🤝!

... having said that, you've seen Death Race 2000, right?

the movie that put the 'tires' in... satires..?

it features Sly Stallone in the kind of super-arch supporting role that he should have gotten, exclusively, for the next fifty yrs.

"Frankenstein..?!"

what a brilliant turn.

seems implausible that the great Denholm Elliot is only in... nine of those

okay, I might need to count again...

(let me have my delirious fun, Will -- I'm semi-bedridden with a sinus infection)

an underrated rogue, the Fucktrocutioner

❓NBC News to Iran’s FM: “Sir, how can attacking U.S. military bases abroad be justified?” 💬 FM Araghchi: Because they are attacking us. These US military installations, facilities, bases are being used to attack us. We are under attack. Why don’t you, you know, recognize this this fact? We are under an attack from you. This is obvious. This is a very simple fact. I hope that, I am sure that people would understand that we are not the one who attacked Americans. We are defending ourselves.

❓NBC News to Iran’s FM:
“Sir, how can attacking U.S. military bases abroad be justified?”

💬 FM Araghchi:
Because they are attacking us. These US military installations, facilities, bases are being used to attack us. We are under attack. Why don’t you, you know, recognize this this fact? We are...

The promise of OpenAI and Grok being used in war is that no human can be held accountable for the war crimes it commits, all the way up to where it sits on the chain of command.

The total abdication of any kind of accountability, any kind of "am I following an unjust order" moral hesitation, etc.

every US president in my lifetime has taken us further + further away from where the Constitution has any bearing on how we operate.

I love how, every so often, Millvale becomes the epicenter of modern pro wrestling for a few hrs.

good lookin out, Riccaboni

🤝

**jackoff gesture so big + exaggerated that it wraps around the entire solar system**

polyamory isn't for everybody

On March 14th, nearly five years after their initial encounter, they reconvene.

LEE MORIARTY.
DARIUS LOCKHART.
THE REMATCH.

PPWPA presents:
THE ENJOY ODYSSEY
Saturday March 14th. 6PM Door/7PM Bell.
LIVE at Mr. Smalls Theatre in Millvale, PA.

Get your tickets now at enjoy-wrestling.com

bingo

ask how frequently his father in law, Walter Koenig, dips into the Chekov voice, and whether it seems like something Koenig genuinely enjoys doing, or is it just probably a defense mechanism...?

also, you don't need to ask any of that.

"the night sky" it's 6:30 PM fer christs

this is one where I bellowed "ha-HAW" into the night sky

🤘🩷💀🩷🤘

just stop him when he starts lying.... we'll wait.

"covid wouldn't have been as bad if we had ignored it," is mass dipshit hypnosis

or dipshitnosis

Two issues I'm pondering. One is that you can't move this many people without inflicting tremendous physical and psychological harm on those deported and on society itself. The second is that left in place for years, mass detention on a whole new level will be normalized. It rarely vanishes. [1/3]

now she's in me
always with me
tellin me to do things
through my hand...

this makes me emotional..!!

Duke + Ganon's most deeply-tanned challenge ever!!

my favorite throuple... and all three of them wrote their own vows!! ♥️♥️♥️