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I like beer and making snarky comments about religion and conservatives ๐Ÿ“ Kansas City, MO He/Him

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Arby's is fucking delicious

05.12.2025 22:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The Guardianโ€™s 100 Best Female Footballers: #90 Bia, #72 Debinha & #93 Lorena

The Guardianโ€™s 100 Best Female Footballers: #90 Bia, #72 Debinha & #93 Lorena

OUR BRAZILIANS IN THE ๐Ÿ” 100 ๐Ÿ’ƒ

Bia, Lorena & Debinha ranked in The Guardian 100 Best Female Footballers ๐Ÿ’ซ

05.12.2025 21:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*youth pastor voice*

Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasnโ€™t very popular with the authorities

05.12.2025 21:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4886    ๐Ÿ” 922    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 32    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11
Quentin Tarantino Slams Paul Dano As Worst Actor On Wikifeet

Quentin Tarantino Slams Paul Dano As Worst Actor On Wikifeet

Quentin Tarantino Slams Paul Dano As Worst Actor On Wikifeet https://theonion.com/quentin-tarantino-slams-paul-dano-as-worst-actor-on-wikifeet/

05.12.2025 22:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1061    ๐Ÿ” 120    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

So the drawing thing wasn't the most fun event, but I did get to feel proud of KC for all the booing when Chuckle Fuck McTaco Tits was on the screen

05.12.2025 21:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you need to understand what's happening, this farce is a perfect place to begin.

A broken, unhappy man is being given a fake award he doesn't deserve by a corrupt group looking to bribe him and earn favors. It's meaningless, everything he wants, and it won't matter to him within an hour.

05.12.2025 19:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1039    ๐Ÿ” 289    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 36    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

First and last time watching this draw thing. It's been an hour and a half and they literally have not done one drawing that matters

05.12.2025 18:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It would be less brutal to watch the FIFA president blow Trump instead of listening to this bullshit

05.12.2025 17:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
How France Built a Tram Renaissance
YouTube video by Sensato How France Built a Tram Renaissance

This is very niche content, but for me, watching this was like a what-if machine wondering how life would be had the US reacted to the oil crisis like intelligent people

05.12.2025 15:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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S'up?

04.12.2025 18:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a person wearing a yellow shirt is dancing in front of a curtain ALT: a person wearing a yellow shirt is dancing in front of a curtain

But blinding

04.12.2025 15:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I saw him way back in 2012, but I only got this one blurry picture

04.12.2025 15:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I still have a Spotify, but I don't get my money's worth. Finally checked my wrapped. I did find it funny that they hit my age dead on (within a week)

04.12.2025 05:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No picture of car infrastructure will ever come close to being as cool as this. Car culture is lame

04.12.2025 04:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What are four Christmas movies to know you by? #filmsky

04.12.2025 04:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I know there are legitimate reasons to bitch about every single multi-family housing being the 5 over 1, but at the same time it's crazy how the vibe at 3rd and Grand is changing even before this opens. Such an improvement over a surface lot. A streetcar stop for the riverfront extension is a bonus

04.12.2025 03:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Because so many people on Facebook thought it was a real story and posted all mad about it

04.12.2025 03:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe the biggest problem with white privilege is that itโ€™s blindly enjoyed by so many fucking piece of shit idiot losers.

04.12.2025 02:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That was the issue. Didn't feel like we're close enough to make jokes about it, but I also know she's chill as fuck and would probably find it funny too

04.12.2025 02:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A trans friend of mine that I know just had bottom surgery posted a pic of her cat and I didn't reply "your pussy looks great!" Like I wanted to, and I don't know if I should be proud or ashamed of myself

04.12.2025 02:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Like women didn't have to worry enough about covering their drinks in the French Quarter, these beta cucks show up

04.12.2025 02:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As long as it's an experienced gay person speaking. I don't want to hear from an entry level gay

04.12.2025 02:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We're All next.

04.12.2025 02:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A woman in a 1940s baseball outfit stands on the mound

A woman in a 1940s baseball outfit stands on the mound

As the #WPBL is set to premiere, I'd love to call out the amazing Jean Faut. She's the only professional player (man or woman) to throw TWO perfect games

03.12.2025 05:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 191    ๐Ÿ” 40    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

CBS is dead, and if you haven't already blocked them on your social media channels you should. Nothing they report can be trusted

04.12.2025 01:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
ALL IMLS grants restored in every state & territory.

ALL IMLS grants restored in every state & territory.

In response to a ruling from a federal judge in Rhode Island, the Institute of Museum and Library Services reinstated all previously canceled grants in every state and territory. It's a huge win for libraries and our communities.

In response to a ruling from a federal judge in Rhode Island, the Institute of Museum and Library Services reinstated all previously canceled grants in every state and territory. It's a huge win for libraries and our communities.

"The reinstatement of all IMLS grants means that libraries across the country will be able to resume vital services for learning, imagination, and economic opportunity. We are breathing a sigh of relief, but the fight is not over." ALA President Sam Helmick. Show up for our libraries, American Library Association.

"The reinstatement of all IMLS grants means that libraries across the country will be able to resume vital services for learning, imagination, and economic opportunity. We are breathing a sigh of relief, but the fight is not over." ALA President Sam Helmick. Show up for our libraries, American Library Association.

NEWS: The Institute of Museum & Library Services has restored ALL previously canceled federal grants to libraries, following a ruling by a federal judge in Rhode Island last month.

This is a massive win for libraries & communities in every state & territory!

Learn more: www.ala.org/news/2025/12...

03.12.2025 22:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6737    ๐Ÿ” 2308    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 27    ๐Ÿ“Œ 166

You either grow out of being a Libertarian when you're 15 or you spend your whole life as an intellectual clown arguing things like

*checks notes*

"Maybe allowing war crimes would be great for the drone strike & missile industries."

Libertarianism NEVER leads to utopia; it ONLY leads to despotism

03.12.2025 23:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 823    ๐Ÿ” 215    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 45    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
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Afghan man who helped the U.S. fight the Taliban finally released from ICE detention in Missouri An Afghan man who fled the Taliban has been released from a Missouri immigration detention facility following a federal judgeโ€™s ruling. Mohammad Ali Dadfar had been held in the Greene County Jail in S...

Afghan man who helped the U.S. fight the Taliban finally released from ICE detention in Missouri
www.thepitchkc.com/afghan-man-w...

03.12.2025 23:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is some of the dumbest shit I've ever heard. And I live in 21st century America, so that's saying something

03.12.2025 19:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Tell me you have a toxic work culture without telling me you have a toxic work culture

03.12.2025 19:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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