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This dude makes me nervous. Not because of his shitty tattoo. Get Fetterman vibes

guessing we’re tapping the strategic petroleum reserve again even though it’s down ~50% from pre-Russian invasion levels and oil is $70 a barrel. guys it’s supposed to be for emergencies not whenever you get scared your foreign policy is unpopular

Half of my mentions are currently versions of the left; half are versions of the right.

Iran’s soccer federation says World Cup participation in U.S. is in doubt The president of Iran’s soccer federation says he does not know if the national team can play World Cup matches in the United States.

The president of Iran's soccer federation says he does not know if the national team can play World Cup matches in the United States following the surprise U.S. and Israeli bombardment of his country.
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Gen Z has beef money? I switched to bird protein. Also, Simpsons...er... Futurama did it!

Watching video of Hillary Clinton at that worthless GOP deposition reminds me that even tho I'm a lefty and supposed to hate her, I don't. And I think she would've been an amazing president

It's not critical. Maybe it should be viewed more like music and art. It's not gonna contribute to capitalism, but written language is part of humanity

One of my Boomer opinions is that handwriting, including cursive, is a skill we should keep. Seeing adults write like children is kinda sad. Writing is innately human, to me. But I get why people think it's a waste of time

Only 100 nuclear weapons detonating could cause a nuclear winter that would kill billions and end human civilization. France has 290 nuclear weapons. Despite France's ability to end humanity three times over, Macron has called for building more nukes.

TIL that Trapper Keepers were first test marketed in Wichita, KS

Insane. Ruins the fun of a holiday season when it's everyday

I love Halloween. If I left Halloween decorations up for months, people would say something. But Xmas people always get a pass. And before you bring up the giant skeletons, those people decorate them for the seasons, they're no longer Halloween-specific

Last night I noticed the psychopath in the building across from me that's had their 2 Xmas trees up since Halloween finally took them down. Listen, like the holiday as much as you want, but leaving decorations up for months is an issue. Seek help

Just got served an ad on TikTok for "Proud White Boy" merch if you're wondering how America is doing

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

Every time this story gets posted I'm going to remind everybody that wage theft takes more money than all other property crime every year in the US

a man in a black shirt is drinking from a clear glass ALT: a man in a black shirt is drinking from a clear glass

Thunderstorms when it's cold make me feel uneasy. Like something is wrong

Introducing the 15-Hour City “The 15-minute city principle suggests you should have your daily needs—work, food, healthcare, education, culture, and leisure—within a 15-minute ...

"The 15-Hour City believes everything has its place. Houses go in one location, businesses in another, and in between is a dark sea of soul-crushing concrete and asphalt."
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I'd say Ted is more about mental health and being kind, the love stories are the B plots. Just my two cents

peter griffin from family guy is standing in front of a classroom full of children and saying oh . ALT: peter griffin from family guy is standing in front of a classroom full of children and saying oh .

It's late enough that I can confess something. I haven't watched the gay hockey show. Love stories bore the fuck out of me. Straight, gay, or otherwise, I just don't care. Am I dead inside? Probably. But fictional characters dealing with shit so they can exchange fluids isn't for everyone

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Well that's boring

Did Mumford get Ozempic'd? I don't remember him being so thin

Florida just cut off HIV meds for 16,000 people.

James Franco being executed by hanging. "First time?" he asks, as though he's been hanged before.

hey gen z welcome to republican governance

Don't let this get lost in the news deluge: Israel is using the Iran bombing as an excuse to starve Gazans of food, water and medical supplies.

Each one of those three missiles costs 33% more than the annual budget of the national park where I work.

He was a loser. He stole bottles of beer and a bottle opener from an unattended table

Dr. Manhattan from Watchmen, sitting alone on the surface of Mars.

It is 1991. I am 15 years old. The US has gone to war in the Middle East.

It is 2003. I am 27 years old. The US has gone to war in the Middle East.

It is 2026. I'm too old for this shit. The US has gone to war in the Middle East.