ants capture carbon dioxide from the air and turn it into armour
interesting build. i spend all my CO2 on attack stats
03.03.2026 15:40 — 👍 157 🔁 11 💬 3 📌 1
ants capture carbon dioxide from the air and turn it into armour
interesting build. i spend all my CO2 on attack stats
03.03.2026 15:40 — 👍 157 🔁 11 💬 3 📌 1i’m the first one
03.03.2026 04:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0heads up blood moon tonight, maybe hold off on killing any powerful enemies
03.03.2026 04:33 — 👍 205 🔁 17 💬 8 📌 0it was
03.03.2026 04:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
sandwich consisting of fish stick pickle mayo balsamic vinegar in garlic bread
a fish-stick pickle mayo balsamic vinegar garlic bread oops
03.03.2026 04:13 — 👍 150 🔁 1 💬 12 📌 0they should prevent the rest of his skin
03.03.2026 02:28 — 👍 87 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0same in california
03.03.2026 02:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0gas was like the one thing that’s dropped in price the past year and he still fucked that up
03.03.2026 02:10 — 👍 159 🔁 16 💬 3 📌 0
me: what if instead i walk out that door and leave all this bullshit behind
computer: i just need a new password man
i am picturing a little briefcase with little documents
02.03.2026 04:50 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0because i thought they were already married
02.03.2026 04:43 — 👍 101 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0i also would’ve said this but nobody asked me
02.03.2026 04:42 — 👍 178 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0sonic the hedgehog looks like how ska sounds
01.03.2026 23:22 — 👍 400 🔁 62 💬 19 📌 3
me: when is your birthday
her: march 1st
me: *walking around the room* when is your birthday?
americas new favorite snack might actually be putting your health at risk
now i’m just craving a big bag of Putting My Health At Risk
01.03.2026 16:56 — 👍 196 🔁 12 💬 9 📌 2one more regime change will fix us
01.03.2026 05:01 — 👍 259 🔁 16 💬 7 📌 1
the hill post with text “megan rapinoe: i would have never allowed kash patel in locker room” over photo of iranian foreign minister abbas araghchi
idk i miss the pink hair
01.03.2026 04:57 — 👍 114 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0it just ghosts to show you
01.03.2026 04:14 — 👍 67 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0joke’s on them, i feed off doom
01.03.2026 04:11 — 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0what if all these terrible news events are just part of an elaborate plan to get americans off our screens
01.03.2026 04:04 — 👍 719 🔁 52 💬 61 📌 2very unbecoming of a fifa peace prize winner
28.02.2026 15:59 — 👍 222 🔁 30 💬 1 📌 0like i highly encourage you to pirate some episodes (don’t give money to paramount), close your eyes, and just appreciate how they put their whole monstussies into those lines
28.02.2026 05:02 — 👍 44 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Aaahh!! Real Monsters
S tier voice acting
28.02.2026 04:49 — 👍 103 🔁 4 💬 4 📌 0the abuser-to-conservative-media pipeline remains straight and true
28.02.2026 01:53 — 👍 174 🔁 12 💬 3 📌 0“which is where I am, in Switzerland. the place.”
28.02.2026 01:44 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0maybe if we sit very still the federal government will destroy itself
27.02.2026 22:09 — 👍 125 🔁 11 💬 4 📌 0i’ve paid them that much in replacement chargers
27.02.2026 07:37 — 👍 143 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0
[guy who sang baby beluga] the festering belly is splitting, each half digested soul fumbling for a knife
26.02.2026 18:38 — 👍 6131 🔁 1243 💬 55 📌 71guy who’s only been to one in-n-out: this looks like my in-n-out
26.02.2026 05:33 — 👍 75 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 2