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@jankyhicks.bsky.social

Atmospheric Flavor Archaeologist "Moltenicus 12:8-9": "And She did fashion shit mountains that spew forth brown showers; woe unto those who build their taco stands upon the slopes as My lava flows uncontrollably from the hole”

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Latest posts by jankyhicks.bsky.social on Bluesky

25.10.2025 13:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s mine now. Just bought it.

17.10.2025 18:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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It is an ugly mongrel from the US government who pooped his pants on live tv again.

It is an ugly mongrel from the US government who pooped his pants on live tv again.

17.10.2025 01:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I hate the USA.

16.10.2025 06:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Because she’s dead?

14.10.2025 05:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Donald Trump needs to fart.

02.10.2025 08:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

JD VANCE IS A FUCKING LOSER

11.09.2025 15:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We got what we deserved

11.09.2025 15:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah it ruined our country and created Donald trump. The terrorists won. They destroyed America as we knew it.

11.09.2025 15:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Charlie Kirk was a fucking loser

11.09.2025 15:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sure is! Or it was when I was there in February.

10.09.2025 17:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s time to melt all the ICE and to put tom homan’s head on a pike.

29.08.2025 14:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Will you go for speed?

03.08.2025 21:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I want to believe you but can you provide proof?

03.08.2025 21:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Fuck @feverup.bsky.social. They ripped us off on their dining in the dark experience in Chicago. 3 shitty courses that made my SO ill, and then the waitress had the audacity to write in her own tip on top of the mandatory gratuity. They hate their customers and won’t refund a this thievery for us.

03.08.2025 21:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah no one gives a flying fuck

22.07.2025 05:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This ain’t gonna work.

18.07.2025 01:27 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ll kick him in the dick.

16.07.2025 02:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No that’s you asshole.

14.07.2025 13:56 — 👍 92    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How about my lawns?

14.07.2025 03:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Punch him. Don’t take a photo

14.07.2025 01:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It is believable. Fuck ice. Fuck trump. Fuck all the people in this administration.

12.07.2025 16:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Aren’t you in charge asshole?

09.07.2025 00:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Boy do I hate Mondays.

07.07.2025 15:51 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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STOP THOSE BANDITS

03.07.2025 18:51 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I'm jumping into CAKES

03.07.2025 05:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I'm so mad at these orbs

03.07.2025 04:23 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What in the world did I miss?

02.07.2025 23:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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