Jordan St.John

war overseas, war in american cities, the largest tax increase on the middle class in history…no reason for any of this just stupid people doing stupid things and making your life worse

Delayed this week due to a hell of a lot of balls in the air, it's the Diary of a Local Beer Man, starring me, Sir Digby Chicken-Caesar.

This week: More Belgian Tripel than you can shake a stick at! Meuse Brewing! Kevin Head! Thoughts about memory!

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You mean like paragraphs of perfectly equal length and a tone derived from marketing pitches?

I'm just rewatching Better Off Ted, and Portia de Rossi is absolutely hilarious. Easily the best part of the show, and the rest of it is tightly written and well characterized.

I work part time as a carney, and I gotta tell you. We could do better than that building.

Just don't touch the horse barns. The uptown crowd would get upset.

He was always pro-river and anti-kangaroo violence.

Man, that's a real down doobie do down downer about Sedaka.

Well, if that doesn't take the biscuit.

They don't come up all that much because of their PEC location.

They had been using a lot of locally malted barley, which is what you're tasting there. That light confected sugar thing.

Max. The Warrior Max.

Just can't get beyond Thunderdome.

Just nice to see Michael Palin getting work.

And some leftover for a sausageinnabun

Jesus, he looks like Will Ferrell playing James Lipton

I know we're past the point of metaphor and irony and satire, but an aircraft carrier so full of shit it's literally backing up?

Even Joseph Heller would have found that cack-handed.

If they could bring back 90's boxy shoulders, the 46R people would really appreciate it.

You're saying it's just part of his rotini?

Man, I hate agreeing with Doug.

It may be an hour or so late, but I didn't forget about Diary of a Local Beer Man.

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This week: Cider! Educational opportunities! Gently kicking Brewdog while they're down! Curried Haggis?!

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Ha. He's a violent profligate hooligan.

How would you characterize Blillyum?

All because you had to have yer labubu.

It's going to be an interesting couple of years, Pete.

At some point, every story about Trump will simply be, "Dying antichrist finds a way to make everything slightly worse faster."

I'm sure Frankie Boyle said it already.

Listen to me and take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

Bout the size of it, super chieftain.

I can't imagine how smug and insufferable he would be.

What a cheeky little mug.

Definitely flinters.

Non-negotiable negotiables aren't negotiable.

The copy editing really is the hard part. I'm doing it at the moment and the galling part is that you can't quite do it full time.