Jordan St.John

So you're saying Trump has evidence that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton.

Let's see how that goes for him.

Tonight's Late Great Movie is 1937's Nothing Sacred, starring Carole Lombard who so far has a terrific record on LGM.

Funny lady!

It has everything: Free Range Wolves, Grizzled Prospector Bingo, The Rare Bongino Antelope, Beth Dutton Trivia.

They're going to nuke the moon.

This is what happens when you replace the sign language chimp.

Masterful.

Alex on twitter writes: "Someone on Twitter writes: "You’re a menswear writer. You don’t know anything about manufacturing in America, or steel mills, or metallurgy, or CNC machining, or how anything is produced from raw material into a finished product in this country or anywhere. Stick to writing about “men’s fashion."" I reply: "i actually had a career in knifemaking before this. the reason why you can't avoid tariffs in knifemaking is because everyone relies on Gobelin machinery. are you aware of this?" Alex replies: "Gobelin machinery? What exactly are you referring to?" I reply: "you Gobelin DEEZ NUTS!"

"stick to menswear"

Glad to hear it's good.

Don't forget detective bytheway.

You're probably right in that we would need a larger sample size there.

Oh. Yeah. No best practice here is don't have the well next to the poop.

That might be a geographical sort of delineation then.

Just checking the CNE bandshell lineup.

There's an indie artist called Gavin McLeod.

He's ... exciting and new?

I did say "usually" which is the conclusion you came to in section one.

Water from wells was usually safe. Boiled water also safe.

But as long as you're going to boil it....

Are you nerding early or late? I can't tell anymore.

Oh, you mean Brad Bradbrad is being Brad Bradbrad again?

Really looking forward to the fourth (fifth) heat warning of the summer breaking.

I'm tired of showering and then walking a block and smelling like I didn't shower.

Hip to the jeans she's wearing.

I'm hooked and I can't stop staring.

A good rule of thumb is that if you don't know about someone unless they're trending, then they don't matter.

At no point during day to day life do I come into contact with Sydney Sweeney.

And then I load up the internet.

Well meaning people: Go effect any kind of meaningful change.

Jesus.

These expansions do my head in.

SO they're a light type pokemon. So what?

Shows up to a walking tour booked this very morning as I still slumbered.

Jsj banter:

Oh you're from the Bay Area. I wondered what made someone from Toronto wake up to a 41 humidex and choose violence.

Woke up this morning with a Doobie Brothers song in my head. Can you imagine doobie in your funk?

Correctamundo, bubba. Break his back. Make him humble.

I have to ask. Is that enough beer to wash that monstrous cob down?

Awww. Chuck Mangione was good. Just pure vibes.

RIP.

Between you, you did the work I had come here to do.

Thanks, premise and conclusion.

I don't like to speak badly of people. I have grown up thinking and being told that if you cannot say something nice about someone, you should not say anything at all. But I must break that rule in this case because I hate Hulk Hogan very much. He is a big ugly goon and I want to squash his face. -Andre the Giant

Death with the fingerprint of doom.

I just want to point out that it has been 41 years since Bruce Cockburn sang about having a rocket launcher.

How long could it possibly take to make a contact who would be able to sell you one?

Bruce is clearly not a self starter.

Extremely relatable.