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post-ironic thought slop

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we’ve all got our own stank ya know idk why i’m voicing this shit online lol will delete this shortly

07.10.2025 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

anyway free palestine

05.10.2025 11:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

today barry bostwick said i was amazing and that i had great teeth

02.10.2025 03:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

they would have slowed me down, this is for the best

25.09.2025 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the wicked for good trailer blew my tits clean off

24.09.2025 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

HELL YES ANRI MENTIONED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

24.09.2025 14:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah they gave me a sword, a lorazepam, and a box of tissues on the way out

16.09.2025 14:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the hardest thing about adopting my new kitty is knowing in the event of civil war and/or nuclear fallout, i’m the one in my household who will have to off the kitty before we evacuate

16.09.2025 12:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

connected with my inner child this morning by open mouth chewing a raw bagel for breakfast

04.09.2025 13:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

like every now and then i forget to flush at home (I CLOSE THE LID BEFORE FLUSHING AND SOMETIMES GET DISTRACTED WITH MY HAND WASHING ROUTINE AND IM WORKING ON IT)(ALSO IM HIGH ALL THE TIME WHICH DOES NOT HELP) but like at work how are you not gonna flush your poops? there’s no lid??? JUST FLUSH!!!!!

27.08.2025 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

labubu

27.08.2025 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

what kind of sick thrill do people get from not flushing their bloody poops in public restrooms????!!!!!!

27.08.2025 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

if you or a loved one has been personally victimized by a nissan altima you could be entitled to financial compensation

26.08.2025 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

having another good day at work and feeling grateful. sometimes i struggle to connect to the youth but lately i think we’ve been vibing. also overall im way more knowledgeable about stuff than i was back in january which feels amazing. i want to help the youth and support their dreams ya know

26.08.2025 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

me? panic cutting my bangs before a show? it’s more likely than you think

23.08.2025 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i’m just goofin team hehe

22.08.2025 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

:D

22.08.2025 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

guess i’m ugly

22.08.2025 15:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

convenience has a cost and that cost is often microplastics

21.08.2025 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
It's not always about the money Spiderman
YouTube video by Sentient Bud It's not always about the money Spiderman

youtu.be/8laEleUOoUM?...

20.08.2025 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i am so fucking grateful to have a job that isn’t terrible

20.08.2025 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
14.08.2025 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i’ve had a rough cold these past few days. made a solid attempt to work from my on campus office today. i walk in, my coworker looks at me, and promptly says β€œgirl you look terrible, go home” lol

13.08.2025 12:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

everyday i block tiktok accounts that don’t post full reddit stories bc everyday those bastards get me

11.08.2025 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

N: reykjavik
E: venice i guess technically lol need to go to asia ASAP
S: cape town
W: LA

07.08.2025 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

i will not overshare in the office tomorrow i will not overshare in the office tomorrow i will not overshare in the office tomorrow i will not overshare in the office tomorrow i will not overshare in the office tomorrow i will not overshare in the office tomorrow i will not overshare in the office t

04.08.2025 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

tummy bloated and hurting but being very brave about it

01.08.2025 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you cooka da meatball

29.07.2025 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i cooka da meatball

29.07.2025 12:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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final cape town dump

28.07.2025 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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