coach

it’s right now o’clock

i can’t be poly ever again bc i’m too insecure and jealous but having 2 boyfriends was so cunt and chic

i miss who i was when i was a little girl

YouTube video by redly b Keke Palmer won Entertainer of the Year at the NAACP Image Awards #naacpawards #entertainment

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running errands via automobile rn and i spot 2 alternative peeps walking, one with pink hair and the other with green hair. it took every ounce of self control i have to not roll down the window, point at them, and yell WOOAH WOOAH WOOOOAAAAHHHH WOAH al a keke palmer at the one award show

i can forgive a lot of unpleasant personality traits if someone is hard working and reliable

i am romantic, but no one’s love will ever replace presents. i love you AND i would like a nice present or 2 pls :)

he looks better on me

just booked a consultation for a boob job :)

in a lyft heading to the consolato generale d’italia singing my heart will go on with my driver don’t txt

don’t let your scabs hold you back from reaching your full potential

someone put me on a flight to paris im in the mood to curb stomp pick pockets

im a mamdani sun, cuomo moon, and sliwa rising

i hate my chungus life

today i told my dentist that barry bostwick said i had great teeth and she said “who is that” lol

i love my chungus life

sorry im that kind of tired that has been living in my bones for many years and sleep won’t fix

literally wrote a similar note in my journal last week

oh boy another piece of plastic in a new shape or color better buy this to add to my collection of other pieces of plastic that sit in my dust filled shitty apartment

we’ve all got our own stank ya know idk why i’m voicing this shit online lol will delete this shortly

anyway free palestine

today barry bostwick said i was amazing and that i had great teeth

they would have slowed me down, this is for the best

the wicked for good trailer blew my tits clean off

HELL YES ANRI MENTIONED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah they gave me a sword, a lorazepam, and a box of tissues on the way out

the hardest thing about adopting my new kitty is knowing in the event of civil war and/or nuclear fallout, i’m the one in my household who will have to off the kitty before we evacuate

connected with my inner child this morning by open mouth chewing a raw bagel for breakfast

like every now and then i forget to flush at home (I CLOSE THE LID BEFORE FLUSHING AND SOMETIMES GET DISTRACTED WITH MY HAND WASHING ROUTINE AND IM WORKING ON IT)(ALSO IM HIGH ALL THE TIME WHICH DOES NOT HELP) but like at work how are you not gonna flush your poops? there’s no lid??? JUST FLUSH!!!!!