Zak without a cause

@katewitko.bsky.social i finally got that pie.

the birria pizza from paco's tacos

the grand opening of a charity auction place with police shields on the windows

big things are happening!!

What's a line delivery you'll never forget?

I heard Korn is doing the next Tron movie

imdb page Cast Willie Garson Self Jay Chandrasekhar Self John Waters Self Luke Wilson Self Mike Judge Self

Luke Wilson being told to pretend that it hurts immediately being shocked with some electrical device on his finger pontius, bam, Dunn and that one methy guy who was in all the movies

sex & the City's Willie Garson being tazed, bro

remember how Luke Wilson and Sex & the City's Willie Garson were in Jackass Number 2 (2006) but only briefly in the credit sequence

a small palm brand phone with full qwerty keypad and it even has a stylus

I want small phone back

YouTube video by Lakeshore Records Love Lifted Me - BERNIE Soundtrack Starring Jack Black

youtu.be/1QySdO-Utd4?...

post spacehog

Spacehog on on ipod

couldn't find the disc

transitional shot with Harrison Ford dialog "you have to get back to your office"

Harrison Ford talking to Rachel McAdams "... and wait for your phone call from Jimmy Carter."

Rachel McAdams saying "What?"

Harrison Ford saying "JIMMY CARTER, SEXUAL OFFENDER"

leap day Williams from 30 Rock

Frasier saying "As a matter of fact, this day only comes around once every four years."

Frasier saying "You know, it's like a free day, a gift."

Martin on screen but Frasier saying "we should do something special. Be Bold"

Frasier saying "it's Leap year. Take a leap."

bill camp in high pants surrounded by pipe smoke, exposing his black socks from The Mastermind (2025)

Anthony kedis voice
BILL CAMP
PIPE SMOKE
HIGH PANTS
BLACK SOCKS

james w. styles as taurus interstate '76 vehicular combat poetry [an lgr retrospective]

just leaving this here for anyone who had my confounding first email address ever

have any of the shout men at the football line up said anything cool like
"Hadouken"
"kamehameha"
or
"quando omni flunkus moritati"

Though horses are still frequently euthanized after breaking a leg, today's procedure is usually accomplished in a more humane manner, like with an intravenous injection of barbiturates, performed by a veterinarian [source: Nessom]. (The American Association of Equine Practitioners does say a gunshot to the brain is acceptable, preferably with prior sedation.)

phew I was so worried before that last part

I guess a reporter or something in Morning Glory (2010)

oof imagine being Greg Grunberg and seeing the guy in JJ's new movie in 2010 who plays 'dumb weatherman who says 2 lines and disappears' and he's not played by Greg Grunberg

jj abrams credits as writer/director on the original Shrek animated short

details about the original Shrek animated short

!!!!

JJ Abrams + Harrison Ford on 3 completely unrelated projects
Regarding Henry (1991)
Morning Glory (2010)
Star Wars (2015)

credits from Morning Glory (2010) produced by LENS FLARE JJ Abrams

credits from Morning Glory (2010) produced by LENS FLARE JJ Abrams

credits from Morning Glory (2010) produced by LENS FLARE JJ Abrams

credits from Morning Glory (2010) produced by LENS FLARE JJ Abrams

we gave him shit for all the lens flare but you'll never guess who produced this mild-ass 2010 pg-13 romcom

why is it the same expression

just so it's clear, our man Kev uses thosj bike locks to trap his classmates in the gym and murder them indiscriminately

[Eva] What are they for? You never ride your bike.

I got these for a song off the Web.

Gonna make a bundle selling them at school.

Next Donald Trump, huh? [ Chuckles ]

We Need To Talk About Kevin (2011)

Lexi: I just feel like in 10 years, technology's gonna get really scary, and we're all gonna wish we'd never used it. Well, all these tech companies are simultaneously

developing artificial intelligence and robotics, so it's only a matter of time before they become the new military-industrial complex and start making killer robots.

I think there's a big difference between taking selfies and killer robots. Yeah, maybe now, but that gap will close. bagel lunch sandwich

from the play episode of Euphoria, not SUPER prescient bc it's only 4 years ago but it's still something bagel lunch sandwich

the mf magician ran out of the theater before I could corner and berate him about working with Earl Mankey and/or if he was one of the LA bands that got jealous when Weezer got signed

albums in frames Bobbie Gentry - I'll Never Fall In Love Again Tangerine Dream - Tangram

frerbrerurary

YouTube video by 90's RetroNation MTV 120 Minutes April 3, 1994 [Guests - Pavement & Possum Dixon]

watching these pavement dorks because I might meet a magician this weekend
youtu.be/3rQQva2__uI?...

YouTube video by Yanni Yanni - "Prelude and Nostalgia"_1080p From the Master! "Yanni Live! The Concert Event"

youtu.be/tKVzm0SBYtQ?...

but seriously have you watched yanni videos?

the guy is at 'watching yanni videos' level of weekend