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oh my god this is so hott😳πŸ₯΄πŸ₯΅ #gay #gayporn #gaysex #porn #sex #gaygooner #gooner #gayanal #anal #gaysensual

25.02.2025 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 797    πŸ” 135    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3

The primal urge to piss all over a cute twink rn πŸ˜ͺπŸ˜ͺ

02.02.2025 09:40 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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first time🀨 #gay #gayporn #gaysex #porn #sex #gaygooner #gooner #gaybj #bj #gaythroatfucking #throatfucking

02.02.2025 05:57 β€” πŸ‘ 475    πŸ” 67    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 5

Omw πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈπŸƒβ€β™‚οΈπŸ’¨πŸ’¨

30.01.2025 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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So happy to post my first #SqueakySaturday! This was my first time trying my new suit on (or any suit for that matter). The fit is perfect, and I can't wait to shine it up and spend more time in it. Lots more to come!

Shoulder zip catsuit from Libidex

πŸ“Έ Me
✏️ @maxrebound.gumkitty.com

#latex

11.01.2025 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Look what y’all did to me

29.01.2025 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
27.11.2024 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 477    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh the white socks πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«

28.11.2024 03:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

dating a twink cool until u lock him out the room and he slide under the door

27.11.2024 05:37 β€” πŸ‘ 493    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 1

The energy we need

26.11.2024 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

😘

26.11.2024 08:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Working to beat these allegations tsk tsk

26.11.2024 08:23 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

God i love twinks

26.11.2024 08:14 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Infections:

22.11.2024 06:31 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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ICC issues arrest warrant for Benjamin Netanyahu over war crimes in Gaza Court alleges Israeli leader is complicit in β€œcrimes against humanity.”

🚨 BREAKING: The ICC has issued an arrest warrant for Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu over war crimes in Gaza.

21.11.2024 13:06 β€” πŸ‘ 606    πŸ” 148    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 24
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my friends seeing my skyline expecting funny posts:

21.11.2024 04:24 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Need to be put on tops of bluesky already πŸ˜ͺπŸ˜ͺ

21.11.2024 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«πŸ˜ͺπŸ˜ͺ

21.11.2024 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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🫢🫢

19.11.2024 06:07 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post from Latino pollster Mike Madrid:

β€œDoing some research for an upcoming article on the last β€œmass deportation” of Mexicans during the 1930’s.

Over half of those deported were US citizens.”

Post from Latino pollster Mike Madrid: β€œDoing some research for an upcoming article on the last β€œmass deportation” of Mexicans during the 1930’s. Over half of those deported were US citizens.”

Indeed. When they rounded up the Japanese Americans, myself and my family included, for internment during WWII out of fear over Japanese spies and saboteurs, two thirds of us were U.S. citizens.

Don’t think it won’t happen again when they come for the β€œundocumented.”

17.11.2024 09:23 β€” πŸ‘ 60035    πŸ” 15972    πŸ’¬ 1448    πŸ“Œ 678
15.11.2024 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 78    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

can we say faggot or

15.11.2024 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

This is BLUESKY

We are leaving behind HATE
We are leaving behind BIGOTRY
We are leaving behind TOXICITY
We are leaving behind POLYAMORY

15.11.2024 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 243    πŸ” 61    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 2

Got too high. Ate too much edamame. Back hurts. Dog keeps farting. Life is prison

16.11.2024 03:56 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bluesky right now feels a little like all the Whos gathering to sing after the Grinch stole their floofloovers and jingtinglers.

15.11.2024 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 14467    πŸ” 2421    πŸ’¬ 278    πŸ“Œ 144

I’ll catch yall on thin dick Tuesday

15.11.2024 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 61    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Oml i toggle the nsfw content and my timeline transformed so fast πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’« yup this is the twitter i knew

16.11.2024 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The vibes are a little off because Brazilians haven’t made it on here yet :/

14.11.2024 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 145    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0