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@contranyms.bsky.social

33. any pronouns. voted most likely to write tentacle porn by the class of 2010.

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PSA for Discord's new age verification!

If you get hit by it and refuse to give them any ID or face scans as you should, here's a way to just... bypass it.

Go to Settings - Family Centre and then just enter a date of birth that's 18+

It's really that simple. Give them nothing.

19.02.2026 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 6154    πŸ” 3764    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 38
color sketch showing a fantasy romance scene. A tall satyr-like monster bends down to kiss a human woman. They're dressed in 19th century fashion and stand in the doorway of a warmly lit manor house.

color sketch showing a fantasy romance scene. A tall satyr-like monster bends down to kiss a human woman. They're dressed in 19th century fashion and stand in the doorway of a warmly lit manor house.

Between the shadows.
Still chipping away at this piece, I'm at the exciting stage where I have to stop ignoring the background and actually draw it 🫠

20.02.2026 13:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1567    πŸ” 256    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 4
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12h in πŸ’€πŸ₯€ #wip #steddie #steveharrington

09.02.2026 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 84    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

omega steve just being obsessed with hot water bottles. not just for relieving cramps or whatever but he loves the weight of them, the warmth and soft squishyness - he can almost pretend it's his pup.

meanwhile alpha eddie trembling, sweating and whimpering in the corner cause he wants to give+

17.02.2026 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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First speed paint of the year! 2 hours ish. I hope I can continue to get faster.

#strangerthings #maxmayfield #speedpaint

17.02.2026 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Steve loves sex the same way he loves exercise, all the endorphins and serotonin being released, the feeling of his body working.

But he’d give it up in favor of kissing. If he was only allowed to show his affection in one way for the rest of his life, it would be kissing. Kissing Eddie.

#steddie

15.02.2026 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 85    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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Steddie’s toddler trying to pick up too many toys at once so they keep falling out of their arms until they get so frustrated they throw them all down and shout β€œJESUS H CHRIST”

Eddie is trying his best to hold in his laughter while Steve is glaring DAGGERS bc it’s totally his fault

#steddie

18.02.2026 13:28 β€” πŸ‘ 76    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Steve giving Eddie the most life changing blow job of his (virgin) life just for Steve to drop the β€žI’ve never done this before was it good?β€œ

18.02.2026 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 51    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Kas!Eddie my beloved πŸ–€

#eddiemunson #kas!eddie #strangerthings #myart

18.02.2026 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 87    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Centerfold πŸ‘πŸ¦πŸ“–πŸ†πŸ’¦

Eddie pulls into Gareth’s driveway and is about to honk when he hears shouting, lots and LOTS of shouting. β€œYeesh kid, what did you do this time?” Eddie has a feeling they won’t be going to the mall any more. Bummer. Eddie was really looking forward to getting some ice cream.

20.02.2026 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 53    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

steve westworld frequenter because he has a crush on outlaw eddie robot and is always letting him kidnap him so he can flirt with him. steve know’s he’s a robot so feelings arent reciprocated, but it’s fun to play pretend for a week.

19.02.2026 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

wait a second... πŸ€” i feel like something important is supposed to happen tomorrow...

20.02.2026 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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hey there

20.11.2025 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 54    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 4

I feel like Steve is equal parts impressed, bemused, mystified, endeared, and PISSED because while that was very cool Eddie, PUT. IT. BACK.

18.01.2026 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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eh just take this mediocre assdrawing #steddie

18.01.2026 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 114    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

sides.

at that knowledge, eddie busts, staring at a seven second clip of steve spreading lube over large, pastel, unicorn horn shaped dildo. once he's done cleaning the flood of sticky jizz from his keyboard, he slams that subscribe button.

19.01.2026 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

their face is never visible and in the clips he can see without actually subscribing only contain sweet little moans rather than an actual recognizable voice. but peeking above the waist of the cute little skirt in their pinned video is a familiar set of scars decorating their

19.01.2026 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

anyway.

he's scrolling around one night, looking for new content to beat his considerable meat to when he finds someone that catches his eye. mole speckled tan skin, the prettiest, pinkest little pussy he's ever seen, a perky, round ass he would like to take a bite out of.

19.01.2026 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

his friends decide it's a great idea to go half way across the country for college, so he gets more and more lonely as time goes on, and he knows getting up to the cabin is getting harder and harder for Wayne as he creeps into his old age.)

19.01.2026 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

never quite big enough to fit his cock, and it's frustrating and lonely and he sometimes feels a little like he's losing his mind. like he'll break any day now. but the visits from his uncle and his friends help. (the kids start coming less and less as they get older, and most of

19.01.2026 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

and OF subscriptions. the closest he gets to getting out of the house is tending his little back yard garden and the occasional moonlit flight over hawkins to stretch out his wings. he hasn't gotten laid since before his transformation, so he relies on porn and toys that are

19.01.2026 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

eddie who was legally considered dead and is hiding out in hop's old cabin in the woods. initially he was relying entirely on wayne and the party bringing him food and news of the outside world, but eventually he gets a wfh job to pay for things like internet, food deliveries,

19.01.2026 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

something something modern au steddie with big, monstrous kas eddie who finds steve's OF that's just video after video of steve stuffing his pussy full of massive fantasy dildos

19.01.2026 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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my experiments with style

#EDDIEMUNSON #StrangerThings #eddiemunsonfanart #StrangerThingsfanart #fanart #sketch #myart #dnd

15.01.2026 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 106    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Steve and Eddie's kids listing to "1985" and asking them what they were doing in 1985.

Steve: "Working at a nautical themed ice place and getting to know Aunt Robin"

Eddie: "Eatting a lot of ice-cream and apparently being ignored by my future husband"

Steve: "sounds about right"

18.01.2026 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 51    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

sure, he could leave hawkins, be with all of them, but his inner omega is still convinced that his scent mate, eddie, will come back and that steve has to stay and wait for him.

18.01.2026 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

then the kids go off to college, too, and joyce and hop move on after they get married. his pack all leave one by one, and he does all he can to battle the isolation sickness, but it's not that easy.

18.01.2026 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

and he gets them to re-scent their tokens at their little monthly meetups, but they go from monthly to bi-monthly to only seeing each other at holidays.

18.01.2026 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

do you ever think about post-canon omega steve who not only lost his nest (his car) but also whose scent tokens from robin, nancy, and jonathan start losing their scents with them all off at college

18.01.2026 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

And what if Wayne had just quietly disposed of Chrissy’s body

28.12.2025 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 51    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0