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I effin lone Joe #survivor48

So excited for #snl50
That’s it.

Holy cannoli Season 3 of #thetraitors brought it with this cast!

My in and out lists for 2025.

Oof

Yes!

I missed the pierogi drop

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All of these live New Year’s Eve shows are like Steffan from SNL descriptions come to life. #nye

@sums up the #chicagobears season. #nfl

Listening to the pregame #bears #TNF analysts and in game sh*t on ownership management, downplay Caleb’s abilities, and make fun of the fans is depressing and infuriating. No talk of the history of the greats, just dunking. Virginia and fam, DO BETTER OR SELL THE TEAM! Can I invoice them for my time

Went to the cesspool app for some #bears pregame info and my entire feed was filled with r*cist things I don’t want to see or read or watch. Please #bluesky catch up with better live sports info so I don’t have to go there anymore.

If Jeff were to retire I’d totally take Penner as host.

There are more people in LA county than 4 states combined.

Family Christmas party with my son. He refuses to smile and take a regular picture, but we are having fun. #christmas #family #party

Zaddy is in the attitude. Zattidue? Zadditude? Zaddytude!

Sooooo happy to be off and out of the neighborhood today. I’ve worked more than my share.

Here you go. If you end up there, PLEASE let us know if it moved up to my hype.

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The only place you need to know about is The Diner. Do your tummy a favor and go there. Cinnamon Toast Crunch French toast and fried chicken are amazing. Pancakes, waffles, all of it.

Was Teeny actually the goat of this season? #survivor #survivor47

Which actor would you cast to play you in a biopic about your life?

Pedro Pascal

The #Chiefs are the luckiest team ever. A Doink in to win?! Come on.

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Beating a #Bears fan and watching every bad thing that happens instead of not watching the game #bearsnation #bears49ers

That would be a game changer. I hope it’s real and I hope you send those folks something to smile about. Amazing if people like this exist in this world.

Many of the symptoms for the end of democracy are showing up. Press cowering instead of remaining a check and balance…

Yacht Rock doc on HBO. Hell yes. #yachtrock #hbomax #popsky

This made me hungry for Ricobene’s. Oh, and glad you made it through the Operation.

Andy loses his vote next week and now has a giant target on his back. Can’t wait to see what @teeeny.bsky.social has to say next week! #survivor #survivor47

Wow. That was a hell of a FTC.

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Me hearing all the scenarios in #survivor47 between under dogs and Italy operations and all the back and forth with idols and advantages…

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Told you I’m always wrong. I’ll see myself out.

Hmmm, I’ve been wrong every episode so let’s keep that going- I’ll say Rachel.