Caolán Mc Aree

Hmmmmm I can't remember the timeline in the books but im pretty sure Gandalf disappears for years when he is researching the 1 one before coming back to the Shire. So I'm sure Frodo had lots of time for his coke fuelled orgies.

Not a single award for CMAT at the Brits. Never not at it.

A great decision by me, place was on wheels, serotonin levels high after that 🙌

Tuned into the Wales vs Scotland game but there seems to be some sort of rave on instead

#WAlvSCO #6nations

Just the 6 counties now and we'll call it even

#ENGvIRE
#6nations

We had our fun, we're ready to go home now thanks

Nerves aren't ready for another 40 mins of this

#ENGvIRE #6nations

Screaming at the ref going off injured 😂

#ENGvIRE #6nations

I was almost not going to watch and then I fell into a pub by accident and now I'm glad I did

#ENGvIRE #6nations

Pizza Express in Woking have just said they've just had a table of 4 freed up this evening, someone cancelled their Birthday dinner apparently..

The artist formally known as Prince Andrew has been arrested 👀

She is a wagon haha!

I watched the first two episodes of that last night. I'm liking it, all fluff but I will continue it for sure.

Bet into the Americans Next Top Model documentary on Netflix 👀

#RealityCheck

These Sacred Vows is the oddest Irish TV show ever made

It's not even 10am and I've already unfollowed someone for getting engaged x

I've watched it 5 times now 🙈

Also bringing out Gaga and Ricky Martin?!
Bad Bunny really said GAY RIGHTS x

BAWLED at the Super Bowl half time show. Bad Bunny is a superstar. And the the little squel i let out when Gaga popped up.

First time watching the Late Late in the long time, Majella O'Donnell definitely helped alot of people with her story tonight, fair play.

#latelateshow

The 6 nations being on of a Thursday evening feels illegal

#6nations

Catching up on 'These Sacred Vows' and can't stop thinking about people calling it The Shite Lotus 💀

If the barista isn't at the very least bisexual and looks like they listen to Billie Eilish on repeat then I don't want it

A bank holiday Sunday disco nap is on the cards

People who call it their Birthday month and celebrate all month long.
You're 43 Kevin, no one cares.

Molten Brown is the next level. Notions Eleven

Is there anything more glorious/notionsey than when the place your staying in has Rituals toiletries. Divine.

To the glam older lady sitting at the hotel bar with a crisp glass of white wine, at this hour, pouring over a Beckham opinion piece in the Guardian, you are my only life goal x

This would be a bit of me. I add green chilli to my Tuna Melts, sublime 👌

The way im going to hell for bringing egg and onion sandwiches on a bus journey

First listen of the new Harry Styles song < Second listen of the new Harry Styles song.