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Vlad Metrik

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311 Followers  |  124 Following  |  46 Posts  |  Joined: 09.11.2024
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Why did you crash the Twitch stream, Dave? I was excited to see my favorite content creator play my favorite game 😭

20.02.2026 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
I deleted my TikTok account
YouTube video by Vlad Metrik I deleted my TikTok account

I deleted my TikTok Account

02.02.2026 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm glad @fortnite-game.bsky.social is finally asking this question. I would love to see less focus on guns and more options for fantastical combat.

12.01.2026 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Business Idea:
A barber shop that plays Latin Rock called "A la la la la la Barber"

28.12.2025 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You know you've melded as a couple when you both yell "hey Google, skip song" at the exact same time and in the same way

02.12.2025 05:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ugh, it's too early for morning

16.09.2025 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A fifth of California homes are investor-owned as state’s affordability crisis deepens – report New figures show that the Golden state’s rate of investor-owned homes is 19%, with mountain regions up to 83%

creeping towards feudalism
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

04.09.2025 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Participation Trophy Wife

28.06.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Winyl - a bar that serves wine and plays records.

07.06.2025 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My partner just called Fortnite FARTnite. Freudian slip my ass.

10.05.2025 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Neoclassical Gem

Since its construction in the late 18th century, this historic mansion has always been available to the highest bidder.

Reference #19827

Neoclassical Gem Since its construction in the late 18th century, this historic mansion has always been available to the highest bidder. Reference #19827

17.04.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4260    πŸ” 454    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 15
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Wall Street bets discord is so goddamn funny right now

04.04.2025 12:47 β€” πŸ‘ 36223    πŸ” 7239    πŸ’¬ 180    πŸ“Œ 426

I feel attacked. Also The Wire is the best show ever.

04.04.2025 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't believe this is happening. The fact that nonprofit hospitals are abusing this loophole more than for profit hospitals is infuriating.

03.04.2025 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Which 'Houthi PC small group' chat member are you? The Signal group chat with officials like Pete Hegseth talking about war is serious. It's also a view into texting styles. Turns out, I'm a JD Vance.

The Signal group chat with officials like Pete Hegseth talking about war is serious. It's also a view into texting styles. Turns out, I'm a JD Vance.

26.03.2025 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1
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MAP MEN - YouTube Buy MAP MEN MERCH from http://www.mapmenmerch.com Follow us on twitter: http://www.twitter.com/jayforeman http://www.twitter.com/markcooperjones

I love this YouTube channel. Perhaps you'll find some inspiration here?
youtube.com/playlist?lis...

26.02.2025 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What was he ranting about?

17.02.2025 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That sucks, but honestly you can't rule out that kind of future threat right now.

28.01.2025 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Competition's fierce with the competition spheres

20.01.2025 05:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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'Free Our Feeds' campaign aims to billionaire-proofΒ Bluesky’s tech | TechCrunch The initiative, Free Our Feeds, aims to protect Bluesky’s underlying technology, the AT Protocol, and leverage it to create an open social media ecosystem that can’t be controlled by a single company ...

This would be fantastic for all future social media
techcrunch.com/2025/01/13/f...

14.01.2025 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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She Wanted an Abortion. A Judge Said She Wasn’t Mature Enough to Make That Decision. As abortion access dwindles, America’s β€œparental-involvement” laws place further restrictions on teenagers β€” who may need to ask judges for permission to end their pregnancies.

The judge ultimately ruled that the teen was mature enough to raise two children, but not mature enough to decide if she was ready to be a mother.

(Published 2022 in partnership with The New York Times Magazine)

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Happy New Year!

01.01.2025 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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In the clurb, we all fam

#ClubSandwich

01.01.2025 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Star Trek Deep Space 9 scene. Quark, a Ferengi alien with a smooth bald dome,  giant ears that sort of continue on to become a unibrow and a large ridged nose that looks like a pine cone, is standing and holding a hand over his heart & looking content. Closed caption reads, "So blessed."

Star Trek Deep Space 9 scene. Quark, a Ferengi alien with a smooth bald dome, giant ears that sort of continue on to become a unibrow and a large ridged nose that looks like a pine cone, is standing and holding a hand over his heart & looking content. Closed caption reads, "So blessed."

25.12.2024 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 911    πŸ” 141    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 5

Prediction: Luigi Merch about to be flying off the shelves.

09.12.2024 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0