Zoe

Iwobi!?!? What a golazo. #FULTOT

Guess I have to find a reason to reuse 81 miniature sticky notes now that I am back in the office.

Flight attendant on this JetBlue flight is a real See You Next Tuesday and I am cackling.

Who do I sue to get this time back? That was absolute basura. Excluding the halftime show. I’ll deduct those minutes from the complaint. #SuperBowlLX

Second straight year a Drake has gotten absolutely humiliated at the Super Bowl

What I should really be doing for this #SuperBowlLX is sitting out front to direct people to the walking routes. All the access for walkers/bikers has been cut off and I’ve already had to redirect dozens of people. #ShitShow

That Madueke though 😍

Forgot about @jeopardyofficial.bsky.social because I quit watching when Alex T died, but my mom watches it and it made me remember what an absolute POS @kenjennings.bsky.social is. Why be a garbage person? And I know this is mild compared to other stuff.

This is why I don’t quit social media. Thank you @supernovaparenting.org. Your response isn’t just for me, it’ll be far reaching 🙏🏽

Can anyone recommend reliable adolescent health/sex ed curriculum for special education students? For mild/mod and ESN students? cc @supernovaparenting.org

Mother, daughter, son at the #Arsenal. Big Christmas 2024 trip (all the way from San Francisco). And we got a 1-nil to the Arsenal result.

Sorta seems bad when you put it that way.

FFS

Got a little 3 mile run in on the treadmill and then walked around the empty streets of Hanoi. Also, our hotel pool is kind of rad. Especially with sky.

Get to work!

Make it viral.

i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs

What are the odds that I get caught in a second flash flood in 1.5 years? #SantaBarbara

“Mom, what are we doing for the new year?”

“I’m doing a New Years Revolution* and throwing Pilar and Troy out!”

She did NOT mean revolution, but man I wish she did. LOL.

Let Raya get that mistake out of the way in a match that’s done. Hate it for him, but better now than when it matters.

Richarlison. LOL. #CPTOT

Just broke the news to mom that we are hosting Christmas Eve at her house.

LOL.

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

Her father.

This is about a dog. But these “kids” are too much. “My cousins are mean people,” is an absolute fact though.

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Sometimes the scroll is startlingly on point.

“So Jake (not his name), what’s your plan for the day?”

“I don’t know. Thinking about going to sleep, but maybe I’ll stay awake until the night.”