Zoe

😂 😂 😂

The number of people in these United(not really) States who have no idea what “see you next Tuesday,” means is baffling.

trying to explain how THE PEOPLE UNDER THE STAIRS is an interesting exploration of class, racism and inequality to my wife.

“so it’s not about cannibals?”

“oh no, to be clear there ARE cannibals in this film”

Sure the hell did.

“And it’s the broad forehead of Harry Maguire…” Jon Champion earning all of his money today. LOL.

lol HER COMMENTS ABOUT IDENTIFYING THE LEAKS GOT LEAKED

Today’s bartender has described a neighborhood as, “cocaine or abortion,” and also said, “if I wasn’t a felon, I’d be pissin’ everywhere.” What a delight.

Remind me to go to here @saucypeeps.bsky.social.

Typical. I have to do everything in this relationship.

Just booked flights to Vietnam for @saucypeeps.bsky.social and me. Let me tell you, I travel a lot more than most and somehow this shit had me STESSED. Anyway, hope we make it to the right place 🤷🏽‍♀️

Fucking hell. I cannot keep living like this. #COYG

Once a gooner always a gooner.

Let’s fucking goooooooo 🙌

Bottle of wine called “Agitator,” in front of a t-shirt with a hissing possum that reads, “First of all I’m a delight.”

Okay, the boss took it too far. Let me walk over to HR.

🥰

And hit in reverse while we’re at it.

Yeeeeeessss. Love that little guy. #COYG #ATHARS

A bloody mess, this game. LOL

Little Gabi from Troussard 😍

Lovely assist from that little dreamboat 🦝

Bangers only, I guess. #COYG #Arsenal

“Fueled on whiskey and beer and hatred.” And then we went from there.

The idea of white people watching the news and praying the perp is not one of them is SENDING ME 😂

I think you just gotta commit to one. And then go all in. LOL.

Bought one beer, had 6 drinks. Love this place.

Class trolling by Leverkusen…🤣

Well it looks like I slept through some match here. Yikes.

Our new secretary sucks AND I don’t care for her much. She also has a twin. On the way to work, I say to my niece (who works in my department), “Ugh it’s that fucking person’s birthday.” To which my niece replies, “Well happy birthday to her twin.” LOL

Let me tell you, I hated just about every minute of that. #COYG

Why didn’t any of you mugs inform me that I could buy liquid salt for my food? Game changer. Queue the high blood pressure meds.