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speech by congressman Eric Swalwell at the no kings in Sacramento / 10.18 #nokings #sacramento

Denver in 2019!

We’re going to have to call them white holes aren’t we

Washington Post headline that says "Musk aides gain access to sensitive Treasury Department payment system" and a photo of Elon Musk with his kid on his shoulders. The caption for the photo says "Elon Musk walks through the Capitol complex with his son on his shoulders during meetings about the 'Department of Government Efficiency' in December. Musk allies now have access to sensitive payment systems run by the Treasury Department."

Using a two-month-old photo of Musk because he's with his kid and it makes him look loving or cute is a choice by an unnamed Washington Post editor who is working on behalf of Jeff Bezos to soften the image of a fascist takeover

traitors s3e6

if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools

having a 630 am meeting and no one is bringing up how the sky is falling………interesting

it's like AOC is the only person who is expressing an actual emotion here

Danielle isn’t playing as a traitor or a faithful but as a third secret game we don’t know about yet bc how else do you explain any of the shenanigans from this ep #traitors

TikTok: *shuts down*
Me: My shaylaaaa 😫😭😭
TikTok: *returns*
Me: who r u
TikTok: Your shayla
Me: mmm nah seems sus bye

Nomad pots🌿✨

I’m begging y’all to pls stop taking life advice from anyone who promotes themself on nick viall’s podcast

My jaw unclenched when I saw this

Microdosing hell by living in America

Wingspan!

defector: fascist fucker gives nazi salute

new york times: at trump’s inauguration, a curious salutation

Took me a couple tries to get it!
Looking at the bird illustrations is soooo fun. Good luck!!

highly recommend disassociating from reality by going all in on birds #boardgames

top 5 cat two moments fr #cats #blackcat

A three-sided grilled cheese made with white bread and American cheese, cooking in a cast iron pan. The visible sides of the sandwich are golden brown

GRILLED THREESE

absolute chaos!!!!

maga: hey baby are you the rule of law bc I’d love to violate you sometime 😏😏😏

jk

a man is carrying a suitcase through a living room in a house . ALT: a man is carrying a suitcase through a living room in a house .

I poured bad milk into the coffee and now these floating chunks ARE MOCKING MEEE how much can I take in one weekend god

Valid

😭😭😭😭😭😭

Yes pls let’s hear your joke about Kesha’s song tiKtoK that’s actually about the TikTok ban I’m sure it’s very hilarious and original

okay it’s time you freaks met my second cat — cat two, aka catatouille. Fun fact: he doesn’t know how to meow (he screams)