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Very.

I smelled bacon, egg, and cheese sandwiches at the mall as my barber was giving me a straight-razor shave and applying a warm-compress towel on my face.

I saw Heaven.

Then he sprayed aftershave.

I saw hell.

😂

They know how to have fun.

doesn't give me acid reflux tonight when I try to sleep and mourn the death of my inner child, my good man?

Yes.

When at a restaurant, do I peruse the kids' menu if there is one? Do mac and cheese, spaghetti and meatballs, and chicken tenders all sound amazing? Do I then order the roasted chicken with vegetables and does that come with a sensible side salad with dressing on the side that it

Do you know why we weren't so angry on the Internet back in the late, late 1900s?

Because whatever was angering us dissipated by the time AOL dial-up connected us and blocked mom's phone calls.

Who called it a "sick note" and not a "license to ill"?

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Woke up to more snow.

At this point, I should procure a wool cloak and a sword, and stand watch upon the mounds of snow that seem to encircle me because we're never getting out.

I have four years to learn how to skate, curl, or jump on a moving sled after a running start on ice.

Odds are better that I'll meet my medical insurance deductible with ease each year.

Wish me luck. 🥇

We'll always have those 12 seconds of blissful national unity after the USA hockey gold-medal game victory.

I sure did 😉

I have it on as we speak!

That's why I love you. I will be watching, now 😘

It's nice when you stumble upon a movie on TV that you've seen 1,000 times that leads right into another movie that you've seen 1,000 times.

The meteorologists weren't wrong.

Back to you in the studio.

I stopped to top off my gas tank earlier today so that I'm prepared to work from home tomorrow.

The detail really is incredible.

That hockey game feels like it was days ago.

Wow! That's beautiful!

Godspeed...

Every updated weather radar map I see seems to gradually erase my little corner of the state in which I reside, so I'm sure that's fine, right?

I'm going to need an Olympic detox.

I've been watching the Games nonstop for the last two weeks that I've forgotten what it's like to thrown on reruns of a sitcom.

Seeing this Winter Olympic Games Closing Ceremony take place at the Arena di Verona, a building that's been standing for nearly 2,000 years, is breathtaking.

Country of my ancestral roots doing beautiful things these last two weeks, including being a picturesque backdrop to all of the sporting events. #Olympics2026

I'm seeing total snow accumulation projected to be anywhere from 8" to "The Day After Tomorrow," so that'll be good.

The visual of hockey players being given stuffed animals is making me laugh.

Getting heart palpitations.

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Buckle up.

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