T'Other Simon

I'd watch it.

With apologies to Andrew Marr's neck.

(That would make a good song title)

The only Morrissey and Marr reunion I care about.

Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty
You're listening to the chairman of the local darts committee

Hate these scamming bastards.

From the Bournemouth Echo: '20mph zones backed but concerns drivers could speed up after leaving them'.

Isn't that what you're supposed to do?

A picture of a young horse, with the caption 'This young horse reminds me of the main character from Beverley Hills Cop. He acts all foal-y'. Yeah, I know.

Just had this picture pop up in my 'facebook memories'. I have no recollection of this joke whatsoever, but I evidently wrote it at some point. 🤷‍♂️

Here endeth tonight's recommendations.

Also - I swear I don't spend all my time watching TV - we watched Herzog's 'Happy People' documentary about Siberian fur-trappers (sample voiceover: "Today is unusually mild, at thirty three degrees below zero"). Fascinating, eye-opening stuff. Almost like a glimpse into the distant past at points.

There's a wonderful documentary about The Rocky Horror Show on Sky Arts on-demand at the moment. It's called 'Strange Journey' and it's rather lovely indeed. Heartily recommended.

Ayatollah Nepo-baby.

"Speed camera!".

Yeah, it's fine, Dad, not only am I not breaking the speed limit, but I can also see the camera, there was a road-sign about it AND the maps app makes a little noise to alert me.

...

"SPEED CAMERA!"

When I was a kid - whenever we were driving somewhere and one of us spotted a sheep, we'd yell "Sheep!". Well, I've just driven my Dad to the airport and it turns out he does the same thing with speed cameras.

Wyclef Jean: "Wait...what?!"

Jim Morrison: "This song is called 'Love Me Two Times'..."

Me [shouting above the applause]: "I THINK YOU MEAN 'TWICE'."

Some small songs. Performed by us, in London recently.

True enough.

Well that new McCartney documentary is rather lovely. It seems almost incredible that someone so monumentally successful, revered and - let's be honest - rich - always comes across like such a nice person. This world needs more Pauls.

Argh. Now I've lost the packaging for my anti-stress medication. I don't know how much more I can take.

And thanks. 🙂

Absolutely! I shall check 'em out.

I'm simultaneously ashamed of myself and quite proud. Story of my bloody life.

Yeah, it's super-generic but that tune is SO familiar. I thought it might've been Gogglebox or something. But it's not that. (Oddly, I feel like it's something quite *moving*, emotionally. And god know what THAT would be. I don't have any emotions)

*whispers* "It's Friday I'm in Hove"

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Help! Where do I know this music from? (Other than this advert, which I've only seen once - about a minute ago). I know it. But where from?! Some TV theme tune or something?https://share.google/zdaKqS8v3TcEEykZ4

Ergh. She doesn't sound cool.

Full disclosure: I don't actually know who she is. Just saw her name in a headline.

Yay! It felt cheap but when's that ever stopped me?

Cheers Jase - I'll have a listen shortly. Just those songs, or the artists in general?

AI can - and I say this with all due respect - jump into a volcano with breezeblocks on its stupid feet.