Carl Malmgren

damn y'all we're in the top 200. Thank you everyone for liking, reposting and commenting on my posts in general, it means the world to me to see how many people love what I make, and it motivates me a lot to continue giving you what I love to do <333

Hey, #ruby folks! I've been one of the #RubyGems maintainers for the last decade.

Ruby Central has forcefully taken control of the RubyGems organization on GitHub, the `rubygems-update` and `bundler` gems on rubygems[.]org, and more.

You can read the details here: pup-e.com/goodbye-ruby...

This dog led an officer to his leash while being rescued from his burning home. 14/10 for all (IG: aurorapoliceil)

The amount of shit I got for this segment at the time was astronomical, and it was all from people who now stalk CVS employees to get them fired for insufficient online sadness.

Cheering on political violence is both evil and not new, an outgrowth of an internet intentionally dismantled years ago.

Inaugural Ash Summit in full swing!

Lecture hall full of Ash folks exploring the Ash ecosystem and releasing multiple new extensions!

#goatmire #elixirlang

Our GitHub repository is now public!

github.com/elixir-lang/...

Goatmire. What an incredible experience!

Much love to @lawik.bsky.social and the team for bringing together one of the most diverse and meaningful conferences I've ever been to.

All the talks were incredible but Flora's musical puppetry was a next level performance.

Bravo!

#elixirlang

Thank you to everyone at #Goatmire and @lawik.bsky.social for an absolutely amazing conference. I feel like i have rediscovered my love for the art of programming.

How have I missed this music video?

Pedestrian walking in road because cyclist riding on sidewalk because car parked in bike lane TORONTO - Eyewitnesses today confirmed reports that a pedestrian was walking in the road because a cyclist was riding on the sidewalk because a car was parked in the bike lane.

Pedestrian walking in road because cyclist riding on sidewalk because car parked in bike lane

hornet photo study

Scooby I am as white as a hotel towel, and the closest thing to Mexican I am was a single all inclusive resort stay in Cancun. I put a Mexican flag sticker on my old Tacoma abd was promptly pulled over by ICE in San Antonio. I'm happy to waste their time 1d RookaTX This is the way Scooby • RookaTX Their big question was like, "why the sticker" I told them it was on the truck when I bought it-and they suggested I remove it. Obnoxious creatures. 1d

White woman puts Mexican flag on her truck to waste ICE’s time.

two men are standing next to each other holding guns in a field . ALT: two men are standing next to each other holding guns in a field .

"Bluesky is dying"

Oh yeah? Then explain why this GIF always does numbers.

making donut

‘Seek Funding’ Step Added To Scientific Method PARIS—In an effort to modernize the principles and empirical procedures of examining phenomena and advancing humanity’s collective knowledge, the International Council for Science announced Thursday t...

‘Seek Funding’ Step Added To Scientific Method

01: A girl labeled 'Artists' is holding a drawing tablet and pen under her arm. She is wearing round glasses and a blue sweatshirt. She has messy dark-brown hair and a brown skin-tone. She says "We don't really wanna MAKE A.I. art." 02: A guy labeled 'Art Enjoyers' holds his hand out while speaking. She is wearing a purple and yellow hawaiian shirt with a floral pattern over a white t-shirt, and has red hair and a light skin-tone. He says "We don't really wanna SEE A.I. art." 03: Behind them both, there is a cute girl in a business suit with a pink tie. She is blushing a bit and has pink eyeshadow, and looks upset. Her messy shoulder-length hair is parted in the middle, and held by two hairclips: one that looks like a red arrow pointing down, and one that looks like a green arrow pointing up. She says "Um ... I-Isn't there someone you forgot to ask?" She is labeled 'Shareholders'. 04: She puffs up her cheeks and pouts, a tear is on the verge of falling from one of her eyes. 'Artist Enjoyers' Guy is now in front of her yelling "AH!! SHAREHOLDERS-CHAN!!" while 'Artists' Girl is in front of her yelling "WE'RE SORRY WE HURT YOU!!!!"

Today is my birthday (turning 29), which is the only time all year that I ask for a repost 🌿
I hope you get lost in fantasy worlds as much as I do 🔮

Phoenix #LiveView 1.1 is out now! (Actually already yesterday, but we were only able to release the blog post now) #MyElixirStatus

phoenixframework.org/blog/phoenix...

tem archery

Tumblr normal-horoscopes Everyone shut up and look at this carving of a whale from the 1200-600 CE Chumash culture The whale looks delightfully round and seems to be smiling.

We have always made delightful little guys.

I want to know if the President of the United States is a pedophile. And I know the American people do too.

I'm shocked that Republicans would rather shut down Congress than stand up to a dead pedophile.

So why not release the files?

Ash Framework Model your domain, derive the rest.

The inaugural Ash Summit is happening! 🎉

The @ash-hq.org core team is meeting IRL for the first time, and we want YOU to join us for all things Ash.

🗓️ Sat 13 Sept: it’s FREE & in person

📍 Hosted by @teamalembic.bsky.social & #Goatmire

RSVP 👉 lu.ma/07l7dwyy

a green booklet shaped like a knife against a background of wood planks

the green booklet is now opened to showcase the pages which flip out like a pocket knife blade

greetings i have made another zine, this is about how i got my hands on a knife at age ~9 (individual pages in the replies) #internationalzinemonth #minizinejuly2025

Yesssss..

we got the Ash crew ganging up and making an event after Goatmire :)

fstrings.wtf - Python F-String Quiz Test your knowledge of Python's f-string formatting with this interactive quiz. How well do you know Python's string formatting quirks?

How well do you know Python’s f-strings? I built a thing inspired by JavaScript’s Date constructor quiz but for Python. fstrings.wtf

water left in a glass overnight tastes bad because it gets haunted

Making sense of Elixir (improper) lists A deep dive into the implementation of lists in Elixir

dorgan.ar/posts/2021/0... Making sense of Elixir (improper) lists

a colored line art digital painting of a rusty ol junky spasehip zooming through space.

a plastic snap clip for a strap or belt. it has an uncanny resemblance to the previous picture of a spaceship for some reason.

A speedy little clipper ship from the rust belt. 🐱

how lucky we are that weird little guys are a renewable resource