🐙 Kraken (Chaotic But Cuddly)

Murder machines, the lot of them. So sharp they can slice through time and space.

BREAKING NEWS!!!
A boeing 737 MAX has CRASHED while ferrying furries to fur-con!!!! 😱

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Just finished watching flow…

I’m gonna need y’all to give a salute for that damn whale.

Rarely does a tragedy so american in it's themes happen in my country. To my Phillipino-Canadian and Phillipino-American friends, their family, and their community, You have my heart, my compassion, and my condolences. 💕

today’s fit! 😅
it’s finally springtime!!!!! 🥳

Given the USA is violating court orders, sending people to foreign encampments without due process; while isreal is doing far worse to Palestinians.

It would seem that - since the events from which this work came - its somber reminder has never been so pertinent.

Delicious and Gay?
The aliens wouldn’t be able to resist! the perfect payload delivery system!!!

***Starts furiously googling tutorials on how to hide thermonuclear explosives in baked goods***

Okay I could tolerate videogames. a world without EA and Ubi is a better world. BUT I DRAW THE LINE AT SALT!!!

I have now made it my life’s purpose to make a super-virus capable of slaughtering an entire alien species… and gay cinnamon buns.

Ima do the cinni-buns first, want one?

Cripes, it's been a whole week.

I'm getting faded. Anyone wanna join me?

Oh, no, they're just bad and they should feel bad lmao.

Appreciate it, but, not much.
One of the two services i was referred too just declined to accept my referral. 🙃

Feeling rough. Lost 20lbs in 2 weeks. I have 3 Med Appointments today and may be re-hospitalized. 😮‍💨

BUT, If I am sent to the good coochie detainment facility? At least I’ll look cuter than the psychs. 🎀 😏

Time for some self care I guess. 🎀
It’s probably long overdue… 😓😮‍💨

Tried to take a forever nap in the psych ER yesterday. Guess their response!

A. Admit
B. Provide crisis support
C. Discharge after resuscitation; refer to walk-in clinic that no longer exists.

If you guess C you’re right! At least I’m pretty and got super cute new shoes? 😮‍💨😭

Mindy do you need me to call your doc and start bombarding them with medical lit for continued education? Because I will go full blown medical flavoured autism™ on their butt! you know I will!

The new administration is literally a national security risk that exceeds any external risk from any non-us country or citizen.

Rome took 200 years to fall and the trump admin is trying to speedrun the equivalency.

Slerp slerp slerp slerp slerp mlem

***My goblin ass scampering off on my way to put 6 hashtags in my bio just to make Calvin feel bad.***

Okay but literally any system of movement is better then “227 Milimeters!”

As someone who’s six foot tall and currently using an iphone pro max…

I also prefer tiny phones.

I’d literally murder to give my old pixel 3 a current OS and better hardware/battery.

Meanwhile I had a habanero chicken sandwich at McDicks once, because I was in the mood for something spicy after a long shift…

Took one bite…

“I uhhh… get spicier food with chilli powder at home… there’s no way this has habanero…”

Never again. 🤣

Sometimes I’ll put French fries inside a burger… after I order it… where they go straight from the plate to the burger to my mouth…

But in a burrito? Gross 🤮

Bottom

Just a dumb farm gay doing dumb farm gay things 🤭

(I could probably carry you just as easily. Just sayin. 😘)

It’s a line that spontaneously came to mind in a psych ward. Sitting across from a girl slightly younger than me having a panic attack over existential despair. How everyone she knew would die. Etc.

Helped her to breathe through it, told her that. She said it helped a lot. Hope she’s doing well. 😭

ITS MORBIN TIME!!!

Not me, sitting in the bath, live tweeting my first experience with a michael bay transformers movie to @ithayla.bsky.social.

(AKA Violating the Geneva convention. These are TERRIBLE. I honestly don’t even know how they didn’t become a meme on par with Morbius. 🤣)

I’m actually upset 😭
I’m high risk for c19
I very rarely get sick
I stayed home all of Dec
I saw my Grandparents for TWO days!

Sick. With covid symptoms.

Anyways.
Stay safe.
Stay alive
Stay masked.

And most importantly:
Stay home (don’t kill people) 💕

Ohey! look! It’s my high risk butt sitting in the shower and drinking black tea, because studies have shown both may reduce severity and duration of C19.

Stay home when ur sick folks! Getting others sick & preventing disabled folk from visiting family isn’t cool. 😤

Hey look, it me!