Still processing the inanity of this cave, like, "We're going to make Republicans go on record that they want to destroy the ACA." You mean the motherfuckers who radicalized in opposition to it & voted to repeal it, like, 22 times? You're finally getting them on record? Really impressed over here

It’s wild to suggest this is a circular firing squad or something when it’s millions of citizen Democrats who hate it versus 47 elected Democrats who conspired to surrender for nothing.

We’re not fighting “each other,” we’re fighting you. There’s only a few dozen of you, but you hold all the power.

Average healthcare costs in the US:

Giving birth? $18,000

Cancer treatment? $150,000

One month ICU stay? Between 30k and 150k.

That’s not including copays, deductibles, interest and all the other hoops you have to jump through.

Cost in Canada? $0.

Cost in the UK? $0.

Cost in Australia? $0.

Don't you threaten ME with a good time!

But yeah. It's definitely more difficult to be a pocket bass player than to wank off on the guitar.

Wow, dude. Just wow...

knowing our luck, he would reanimate as a lich and get elected president in 2028.

"I liked him before everyone else did, but now that everyone else likes him, it's not cool anymore."

Mamdani will not only win but likely clear 50% in the highest turnout mayoral election in NYC since 1969. He's an absolute Rockstar with a get out the vote machine that should be the model for Democrats everywhere.

Omg I’m dying 😂😂😂…so…So Emily Austin, a right wing 'influencer' who works for Bibi and the GOP, launched 'Hot Girls for Cuomo'.

Guess who didn't bother to register the URL when she did that? What do you think Hot Girls for Cuomo dot com leads to now?... 😄 Enjoy.

[ HotGirlsforCuomo.com ]

Dick Cheney has died. He is preceded into death by his parents, the guy he shot in the face, and a million Iraqis.

You don’t get to name your kid X Æ A-12 and then say “or whatever his name is” about anyone else.

What he said Part 3: 💯 🎯

We can only hope.

What a silly man-child he is. I doubt highly he could even identify Halo from Call of Duty or Skyrim or any other game even. I don't know why they think this kind of stuff will appeal to anyone with two brain cells to rub together. SAD!

Fuck you ICE. You're not welcome in the Bay Area.

I was noticing that last night. Kinda shocked those typos were allowed.

This is what democracy looks like. #NoKings

I was looking forward to attending the No Kings rally tomorrow, but all this paperwork I have to fill out to get my money from George Soros is a huge pain in the ass.

If y'all are shocked by the racism of the Young Republicans, I got some bad news for your ass about the older ones.

“Kids”

Cannot wait for his Amazon Dark Tower series. If anyone can get it right, it's him.

The dick jerking dance? The peter pumper? SERIOUSLY?

Jesus. It's about goddamn time! GO M'S!

I am afraid to start running my karaoke. Wanna at least get through the 9th. If it goes extra, oh well.