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Elon Musk's Cybertruck found to be more dangerous than infamous Ford Pinto: report A new report has come to a disturbing conclusion for Elon Musk's Tesla Cybertruck — the model is far more dangerous than even the infamously "explosive" Ford Pintos of the 1970s. Automotive site Fue...

The Pinto recall and its impact on automotive safety regulations became a landmark case in consumer protection.

Boston Dynamics Dog Unstoppable At Puppy Bowl GLENS FALLS, NY—Breaking its own record after scoring a touchdown to rack up its 600th point within the first quarter, the Boston Dynamics dog appeared unstoppable at the Puppy Bowl, sources confirmed Sunday. “It looks like Nacho is headed into the end zone, and—oh no, another brutal tackle from Spot, the robotic dog!” said game commentator Steve Levy, who clutched his head and winced as the gadget began emitting a high-pitched noise that caused the few still-standing puppies to crumple unconscious to the ground. “Oof, that’s gotta hurt! This is one dog that sure likes to play rough. It’ll be interesting to see what he does with the arm he’s protracting. Good God, Spot, no. That’s the referee! Run, everybody. Run for your lives!” At press time, the robotic dog was reportedly showboating with a victory dance on a pile of its opponents’ corpses.

Boston Dynamics Dog Unstoppable At Puppy Bowl
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#bingus

Crosstich that reads: fuck you I won’t do what you tell me

low key, I need gnocchi

(Donald Trump’s 3 kids) The chances of their first initials being DEl are LITERALLY 1 in 19,683.

Sigh. I suppose

Where have you been all these years?

wym

A seagull drinks from a container marked “DOGS ONLY, NO SEAGULLS.”

every day we see more and more evidence of society descending into utter lawlessness and chaos

Bingus.

I'd be fired for transmitting sensitive security information like that at my job.

That's me.

rofl

Amtrak and MTA wanted to wage war over confusing the minds of ticket purchasers

Hello, world