@themichaelkates.bsky.social
½ of The Baal Shem Tones Musical Alchemist, Peradam Productions Keyboards 🎹 The Decos, Laughing Matters Producer for Johnny Gelt
In case anyone missed this revelation yesterday
25.05.2025 06:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I’ve been dyeing to post this but I keep forgetting.
@nytimes.com
Miller is MAGA’s specialist in problem fabrication.
16.05.2025 19:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Who said Trump gets to keep the plane after his term? Was it Quatar? Is it a gift to him personally or to the US government?
15.05.2025 20:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s all about playing the Bond villain with this spoiled brat idiot man-child. “Think about it: ALCATRAZ!”
Whatever it costs us.
It’s all about playing the Bond villain with this spoiled brat idiot man-child. “Think about it: ALCATRAZ!”
Whatever it costs us.
#Adolescence on Netflix 👍👍
17.03.2025 01:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If y’all can’t wait for #Severance season 3, it all centers around Demi Moore dropping her drawers to show that Hollywood’s beauty aesthetic is all wrong.
16.03.2025 15:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Answer: Grow the fuck up
07.03.2025 06:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Good morning, BlueSky.
Good morning, @nytimes.com
Good night, BlueSky
Good night, @nytimes.com
They would have included Thomas, but “there just wasn’t room,” according to an anonymous source. “Maybe next time.”
05.03.2025 18:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0BREAKING: Georgia’s #StoneMountain Park has agreed to change the faces of Lee, Jackson & Davis to those of Alito, Gorsuch & Kavanaugh.
05.03.2025 18:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
How it begins
04.03.2025 20:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I mean... who picked that tie for that suit? Marjorie? Jeezus...
03.03.2025 14:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
THIS is the guy who tells the president of Ukraine how to dress properly.
03.03.2025 14:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Since Mad Men, no TV series has been worth shit past season two.
03.03.2025 00:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0First attempt at AI vid: “Baby gorilla playing a guitar in the jungle.” Note neatly sawed-off limb, 7 bridge pins, 6 strings at the bridge, 5 strings on the neck, and 4 tuning pegs.
AI is incapable of understanding.
The @nytimes.com actually responds to having #SpellingBee omissions pointed out, but only if you’re famous.
Meanwhile, here’s a cat.
Can anyone ID the goons in this photo?
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This one goes back years. I admit it’s not often that people talk about ocean sunfish, but when they do, this is one of its common names. The other being “ocean sunfish.”
#SpellingBee
@nytimes.com
@montereyaq.bsky.social
Dated, but valid
25.02.2025 14:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Four repeat offenders
@nytimes.com
I’m just the messenger
@nytimes.com
I know in my heart that they love me.
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A real one this time
@nytimes.com
Incredible that @nytimes.com doesn’t know the past tense of hairdo.
17.02.2025 16:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A few from this past week.
#SpellingBee
I learned yesterday that iPhone can set time limits on apps to help manage screen time. Got the New York Times set for two hrs/day, other news media & magazines 30 min, and all social media 15 min.
Also unfollowing a shitload of redundant news, pundits, etc.
