[Santa’s Scotch Bonnet]

Like wow.

I’m turning you into a goat and then I’m gonna curry you.

Smoked old fashioned
French 75
Rosé Champagne
Paloma
Martini (flavor dependent on mood)

Mon dieu

Aging with the grace of an avocado.

Not tryna nay-say. I just think this kinda thinking also sets men up for self-doubt. Men convince themselves they need to be rich or “exceptional” before they can be worthy of a woman. Meanwhile, she already saw him as enough, right up until he managed to convince both of them that he wasn’t.

You gotta get the Glock because you he not leaving Denny’s pancakes for real cake?!

This is a terrible time to love history and have great pattern recognition skills. 🥴

😂

5’4 from

Still a bald move.

a woman is sitting in a chair in a living room holding a book . ALT: a woman is sitting in a chair in a living room holding a book .

There’s an IT guy here from North Carolina because we launched a new system and he’s our support. Since we’ve been working he’s been flirting.

He’s brought me coffee. Offered me lunch.

Baby is a FRESH 27. 😭

I will twist you like a noodle. Leave me alone fr.

I be tired

EXACTLY this lmaooo.

I use beyblade for a very specific reason lmao

Lmaoooo

😂😂😂😂😂

She’ll be like “so i was with so & so” and I’m like “mmhmm”

Mine be blocked. So they can’t spin on me.

😂😂😂 pissing me off.

I have your location. I see where you’re at. I’m just also minding my business until you do your text of shame.

There’s one person i spun the block on and he’s Nigerian.

So that’s my reason.

I’m team get a new one. Always.

😂😂😂

I can spin on them. They can’t spin on me.

Thems the rules.

My friend spin her blocks like a beyblade.

And don’t tell me til 3 weeks later

Me after a 4yr hiatus: Am i still your baby or you found another baby? 🥺

It’s simple and cute!

I love the Christmas lights !

11:05:15*

🥹🥹🥹 give her treats! Now!

Hugging someone and he picks you up >>>>

“No one even ate the calamari fr”
“My meal was a early happy hour”
“We gotta split tax?”