Jake: Drinks with no ice

Overall: This album is just bad. I get it. She looked at all the other pop girlies evolving their sound and said "I want to too"

But shes stuck making the music that made her a billionaire. So she tried to do both, and it didn't work.

She should really take more than a year to make her next one.

The Life of a Showgirl: Realizing Sabrina Carpenter is on this truly made realize she failed to make a Sabrina Carpenter album. After this song I immediately clicked on a random "Mans Best Friend" song and yeah.

I probably wouldnt have made this connection so hard if she wasnt the feature lol

Honey: I dont know if this song is good or not because we went on a 7 song nightmare run but I didn't think this song was bad. Its just boring again. But considering the rest of the album Id take boring over bad.

Cancelled: Did the album HAVE to be 12 songs because this feels like someone told her "you need 12 songs" but she submitted an album with 10 on it already so she went back and did this and Wi💲h List.

The Taylor Swift engagement announcement on Instagram with "Your English teacher" circled and a question mark added

Wood: This is a song that someone would make immediately after soaking for the first time at BYU. Also girl...

Wi$h Li$t: Real Madrid mention.

Idk man. Like I think if you listen to them all in a row, theyre starting to all blend together. Theres nothing really unique or interesting here other than her saying fuck so this is the anime filler episode of the album.

Actually Romantic: Her producer must have been sitting there like Oppenheimer when he saw the atomic bomb being built. Knowing he could have done something to stop this. But powerless to do so because of his own humanity.

Ruin the Friendship: Shes used this bass sound in 3 other songs. Swift doesnt need to be Kaytranda but I KNOW she can do better musically. Every song cant have the complexity of a single

Shes a "albums have themes" lady so why is this song in the same album you talk about your husbands dick

Eldest Daughter: If you told me this was AI, I'd absolutely believe you. This is the type of song Id expect from someone 16 lol

Father Figure: I swear shes used the instrumental of this before or maybe its a default on garageband

Shes using the fuck out of these key changes. 12 albums in she has to know more ways to keep songs interesting

The first time I said out loud "what the hell is this lady talking about" lyrically

Opalite: I didn't hate this either. Would even say I loved the instrumental on this one.

Apparently Travis Kelces birthstone is an opal so thats nice I guess

Elizabeth Taylor: Pretty bland. Since she said shes my English teacher imma be ANALYZING these lyrics and this just seems like she wrote this in 5 seconds.

Also I could have made this instrumental. Maybe it hits bad because the song before it was so good but this song was a miss.

Fate of Ophelia: Actually decent not gonna lie, a little unadventurous musically (Love Island transition track) but the first track usually is

The lyrics arent bad either so I am confused on how we are going to get to the very famous redwood line

Im going to call this is the best song on the album

Nobody asked but I'm going to actually see if this Swift album is ass. Song by song review.

You can trust I'm going to be fair and unbiased because I don't want my SSN leaked

Yeah this guy wants to retire lol

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Show this week.

We look at the upcoming weekend of Frauen Bundesliga, and then make Soccer Tinder profiles for Bundesliga players, but for scouts instead of romance.

Come watch if youre looking to swipe right on your teams next striker.

6pm Central this Thursday

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Curling season is bak

The human rights trial prequel doesnt seem to be going well

When you stop taking ivermectin for a few days

The symbol of America being built on a lie that it sounds like a scary bird and not soneone cleaning a glass window is way too on the nose

Starting to think the government might be lying about stuff, but still not sure

They're making real country again???

I know I use this meme a lot but I've never meant it more than now

How would he know that he crosses the street every time he even sees a Black person

a man is standing in front of a crowd of people and looking at the camera with a surprised look on his face . ALT: a man is standing in front of a crowd of people and looking at the camera with a surprised look on his face .

The North being applauded for fighting to end slavery

I need to definitely try harder to hang out in person with people, and my house is always open for Mario Party time

That album must be actual ass I've never seen the overall discourse be this against that lady

The one thing we didn't try, thank you senator

Germanys got a Black goalkeeper you cannot tell me anything today

If you need that extra push this week remember there's a long weekend ahead.