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Almost one in ten Reform councillors have quit

I currently feel a little let down by our Dystopian Fiction authors.

Not one of them predicted The Vibe Wars.

Actually, I take this comment back.

A man who famously shits himself mid-sentence clearly doesn't have a fart based feelings, does he?

"The president had a feeling, again, based on fact, that Iran was going to strike the US." - Karoline "Bullshitting Barbie" Leavitt.

A 79 year old child raper had a feeling based on a fact? Maybe she meant fart...

Feeling based on a fart? Yes, that's possible.

Feeling based on a fact? Fuck off!

Hope the rest of America's armed forces are watching and decide it's time to start breaking a few arms on THEIR terms.

The American public aren't going to do it, clearly. A military coup is America's last hope.

The last product that crApple made that I lusted after, was the Apple II sometime around 1982 - and that infatuation didn't last long.

BREAKING NEWS!

The though of Krusty Gnome slutting it up makes penises across the planet attempt to shrink back inside the men they're dangling off of.

An excellent mini-series.

By "Stuff" I assume you mean "Plenty of firewood and kindling"?

So, it's fair to presume that she is both stupid AND a slut, given the unassailable and now well documented fact that she is a known pathological liar?

Love The Onion.

Build it?

Both good points, well made. Even if they do rather shit on my strawberries a bit! 😜

Polymarket Pulls Bet on Nuclear Detonation in 2026 ‘How ghoulish.’ The depravity economy moves into the nuclear war business.

Planet Mental is rapidly becoming Planet Psychotic Episode.

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Pissy, smooth brained ReforMorons threatening to leave the UK if The Greens get themselves elected really isn't the threat they think it is. I'd be glad to see the back of the thick bastards.

No, their threats to leave are yet another reason to vote Green.

Fair warning to trumpy boy - there are still Anarchists in Spain. Unpredictable, intelligent, cunning and fucking deadly Anarchists.

Now fuck off and learn what an Anarchist is you stupid walking corpse.

The image is a hand-drawn illustration of the Voyager 1 space probe with an arrow pointing to it. The handwritten text reads: "THIS IS VOYAGER 1. IT'S CURRENTLY THE FURTHEST MANMADE OBJECT FROM DONALD TRUMP. LUCKY FUCKER."

That should be me, you lucky bastard

Give every venal bastard present *exactly* what they deserve Mr M.

He's hardly a henchman, is he? More like a henchpuppy, or a henchcunt.

Mike Waltz doesn't seem to understand that the UN is not American soil, it is an international territory.

Which should come as no surprise to intelligent people who understand the trillions of the American maladministrations intellectual disabilities.

You had the opportunity to give him a fatal brain aneurysm, and chose instead to give him a rash?

"All powerful", my arse! 😜

The future is limitless*

(*Limits apply.)

Ta muchly for the heads up. Blocked it.

No point getting stroppy with a cunt if he isn't within kicking reach...

”President Trump has expressed his disagreement with our decision not to get involved in the initial strikes, but it is my duty to judge what is in Britain’s national interest. That is what I have done, and I stand by it” - Starmer.

(For once I agree with him, apart from the use of "President")

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On a positive note, it'll soon be time to tell your landlord he can fuck all the way off for this months rent, because, "Don't you know there's a war on?" is coming back.

If it's gods plan, then let god enact it, instead of hiding behind us puny humans like a frightened fucking coward.

Oh wait, silly me, I forgot that the notion of god was manufactured & just a childish way of saying "A bigger boy made me do it, and he had a massive beard so I couldn't say no!"

Fuck your self serving 'apology' cunt.

Get in the sea.

Force de dissuasion - Wikipedia

If the American rapists, junkies, alcoholics and thieves in leadership roles think they can bully France, then they don't know France. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Force_d...

A sobering clip from our French cousins here. This article (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Force_d...) draws a bold underline to the spectacle.

Time for the Americans to wake up and realise the danger their elected child rapists are dragging them towards, and *actually* do something about stopping them.