EvilGinx 😈

I guess my uncle couldn’t sleep last night either, and he just texted me that he stayed up all night taking a class so he could officiate queer weddings

I’m not too hot or too cold, haven’t had any caffeine since noon, went to the bathroom, very sleepy, not anxious, just awake. I have restarted my audiobook 3x at 30 minutes each.

What the fuck do I do now?

What would be like to just ✨sleep✨

I legitimately thought I was going to die of a heart attack the first and only time I used the whole packet.

✨ balance ✨

Your honor it was a full moon

That’s 8 shots total 😬

4 EXTRA shots of espresso lady are you okay??!??!!

Been there

It’s a “looking everywhere for the pair of pants that I happen to be holding” kinda morning

Oh she sure did!
I taught her how to read and all that jazz and she’s using it for…. Whatever this is

tl;dr Monsanto + Tylenol

“I figured out autism!” My mom is starting the day off with a fuckin bang y’all

When I wake up my body needs about an hour to run queries and deal with alerts

The teens have special requested lasagna and we aim to please! Nick is starting a sauce

I lowkey feel like i could learn how to salsa now

“I could sell a frog a wetsuit, babe.”

Every time the teens come over in the evening, they look ultra sad and dejected until I say I’m cooking dinner and they can eat with us 🤣

I hope Bad Bunny get on stage and pronounces NFL as ene efe ele

I’ll never understand how Ren is still such a chubby cat. These motherfuckers are on a strict diet and are constantly galloping around playing WWE, ESPECIALLY him.

I wanna see at least one Banana Ball player Naruto run from base to base someday

I’m not big on those “your music saved me” vibes but sleep token has been a huge tool of healing through trauma and catharsis for me for years. They just keep getting better and better.

“And your fingers foxtrot on my skin and
I'm going under this time
I can give you what you want

And our bodies converse like old friends
Exchangin' the years in silence
With something unsaid on both ends
Surely we know the difference”

Gin with straight hair and wearing makeup and a black turtleneck.

My makeup for the sad goth millennial nosebleeds 🤣

Labubu al-Gaib

Sleep Token was amazing. It was also really fun to sit in the sad millennial goth nosebleeds with many other fans 🤣 I definitely felt a sense of community

FREE JERRY

The girl in front of us at the Sleep Token show was checking her MyChart

My team had no idea who they were either 🤣

SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP ITS SO PRETTY OMG