@sapiosiren.bsky.social
Gin, Goddex of OSINT, Former Restauranteur, Tech Adjacent Office Lackey, Resumé Whisperer, BeepBooper of things I cannot talk about. Retired swer, emphasis on the Tired she/they/he. currently in southern minnesota
Answering my boss’ Teams call with “this better be good, it’s 8am” 🤣
03.03.2026 14:07 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Gimme a few more months 🤣
03.03.2026 13:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Getting “the FBI is coming for me!” high is even funnier now imagining kash patel trying to deal with me
03.03.2026 06:00 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0who up plucking their mustache
03.03.2026 04:08 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0She told me to stop feeding Round Up products to the kids. Now mom why the fuck am i feeding my family pesticides
03.03.2026 02:06 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I keep abreast of right wing health and diet propaganda by talking to my mom briefly once a week
03.03.2026 02:05 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1Ok so do you know how to harness this power yet 🤣
03.03.2026 02:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0If you ever have to take TXA for bleeding, be ready for nausea bc they were NOT kidding 🤢
02.03.2026 22:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0WWIII indicator: Gin playing obsessive amounts of Animal Crossing
02.03.2026 22:46 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Coworker: hey remember that time you got so mad and the building’s power went out? We need that again today
Me: 😑
Man, everything sucks so bad I’m lowkey excited they found “spiderwebs” on Mars
02.03.2026 13:12 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Only things keeping me going are my partner/found family and the thought that this pain will be over (maybe forever) very soon
01.03.2026 17:34 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Asked if they had a kiddie pool i could sit in for my pelvic exam, i got some laughs
28.02.2026 19:56 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0ER tech asked me how tall i was. I said 5’6. The nurse then said “your chart has you at 5’5” And the tech gave me the stink eye so hard
28.02.2026 19:25 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
I literally just want to know if I should go to the ER.
Search: 🤷♂️
Me “How much bleeding is too much bleeding?”
Google: Oh you’re a woman, we don’t actually know
prison is the moderate position
28.02.2026 12:48 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0GONE transferred to another office so i’ll never see her again if she doesn’t fuck up in her first 45 days
27.02.2026 18:52 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0GONE transferred to another office so i’ll never see her again if she doesn’t fuck up in her first 45 days
27.02.2026 18:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Oh this is inspiring.
27.02.2026 16:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Happy Friday, the office bully is finally gone and I can resume being team lead on my side projects without fear or paranoia
27.02.2026 15:55 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0What crazy story should I tell my team today?
27.02.2026 13:15 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0okay so this blackhawk might as well fly up my fat ass it’s so close
27.02.2026 02:22 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Made it to the coffee shop before I realized I never did my hair, and it was still in my curl saver bun
26.02.2026 13:18 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
War! In the IT department!
Alas, for I am in the crossfire.
I’m so fucking uncomfortable from this guy staring at me
24.02.2026 14:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Will you be the stomp and holler to my indie sleaze?
24.02.2026 13:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This person leaves on 2/26 and is trying to mess EVERYTHING up on her way out 😡
23.02.2026 14:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Imagine being so petty you smash my dry erase marker on your last day in office 🙃
23.02.2026 14:30 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0