Dave (The Splatter)

An old newspaper movie listing excerpt (it’s from the June 30, 2001 Philadelphia Daily News page 15). In one column it has the times for movies like Dr. Doolittle, Crazy/Beautiful, Pootie Tang, Baby Boy, The Fast and the Furious, Swordfish, What’s the Worst That Could Happen?, Pearl Harbor, Shrek, Atlantis: The Lost Empire, AI, Lara Croft Tomb Raider. In the next column is all porno movies, Devil in Disguise, Natural Assets, Hey Babe Nice Tits!, B. Long’s Around Way Girls 2, Rocco’s True Anal Stories 14, Sadie Strips, Haunted.

“Which movie should we see tonight, honey, The Fast and the Furious or Hey Babe Nice Tits?”

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#Cinemon tonight at 10E, check the flight manifest and light some incense to ward off evil Voodoo spirits. The incense won't do anything, but your cursed home should smell nice. We're going back to Night Visions with two classic stories featuring Aidan Quinn and Samantha Mathis. Join us!

Got up. Made it to work.

Yay?

George C. Scott in a disguise from the movie HARDCORE (1979).

Your uncle from Norristown agrees.

I know you’ve been drinking since the Ireland match started but YOU are staying up till this game’s over.

Eagles need to do something here. I've got a 5:30 alarm tomorrow.

I'm sorry, I didn't see your earlier post.

sesame street count von count is wearing a black hat and making a face . Alt: Count von Count from SESAME STREET.

FIVE! FIVE stops at 4th Down...

"Mum Mountain" at Ott's Exotic Plants in Schwenksville, Montgomery County.

"Hello, Ott's? How much to dump fertilizer about 5 foot 8 and 200 pounds? Hello?"

Holy shit!

Time for my nightly dental routine. Maybe they get a goal-line stop here.

The refs said Greedo shot first.

Wut?

a man in a suit and tie on cbs evening news Alt: Walter Cronkite from the CBS EVENING NEWS.

"Good night and Go Birds!"

I downloaded the wrong tush pic again. Can't post that until the kids go to bed.

SHOVEL PASS!!

*ducks and covers*

He's short of the goal line, but check out that visible repair of the intestinal lining!

This MFer forgot "Megatron" played for Detroit, too. ACK!

Megatron from TRANSFORMERS in their "Tank" phase.

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

I blame Pete Davidson.

Haven’t seen this explosive an offense in South Philly since the NLDS

go birds 🦅🏈💚

Fuck Megyn Kelley and fuck her SiriusXM "channel".

Now back to the game...

Whenever he makes a big play, I feel a warm glow knowing that Zack Baun has absolutely exquisite architectural taste.

Coop.

go birds 🦅🏈💚