A Certain Someone

me, someone who struggles with differentiating ds and bs: 50 gdp is fucking awful what are you talking about

I feel cute as fuck in this hoodie thing

good thing i am no coward..................

i love a lot of things but feeling an especially pronounced appreciation for big boys on all fours rn 😌

apparently when you replace 25% of a bread's flour with vital wheat gluten, the bread becomes unbelievably fucked!

No u r

I have two types of green and three types of black
so uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

Come over for tea and help me take better photos?

On october 22nd, he asked me what day it was.
October 22nd

Com over

Bitch same

am i..................... a donut?????

need

still cute as FUCK

Neeeeeeeed

This transformation is like........ perfection

i just wanna do kinky feeder/encourager bullshit but ~*~ submissively ~*~ u feel me

cuz it's cute
cuz ur cute
cuz cute demands cute

I feel like I was brutalized after the work day I've had. 💀

ask him what his grommr is

No Kings, Portland, Oregon

As I think about how to enter into a new "I need local friends" tirade, I do wish I could figure out why it's so hard beyond the "PeOpLe ArE tIrEd" line
Like bitch so am I!
Now tell me why people only meet me once. 💀

Who'da thunk things are more fun when you do them with others
I need more friends. >:/

How am I supposed to think of a name when you look like that 🥵

Pushing 30 means I can make a grilled cheese AND a pb&j
It also mean cutting two slices of bread in half because more carbs than that would make me vibrate and feel like I'm dying

(unrelated entirely but you look so good in this)

gimme a green card

Ruining my mystique with more rambling 🙃

this video is so fucking hot
you are so fucking hot