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@kteeth.bsky.social

Macho Man Randy Sadness. Detroit, MI.

191 Followers  |  196 Following  |  544 Posts  |  Joined: 04.08.2023  |  1.7394

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I’m not feeling your presence. Where are you lil bro?

07.10.2025 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing cooler than baking kielbasa and sauerkraut, y’all can quote my polish/german ass on that

06.10.2025 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Exceptional times indeed.

06.10.2025 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m literally fuckin dying over here. Sucks badly man!

06.10.2025 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Best grocery store in the city

06.10.2025 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s gonna kick so much ass when all these herbs in smart glasses start crashing their cybertrucks because they’re watching hentai or whatever

06.10.2025 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bitch what the fuck is this. It’s OCTOBER.

06.10.2025 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Of all the the things that didn’t happen, this didn’t happen the most

06.10.2025 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think I’ve finally ingested enough Gatorade to become the next American Gladiator

06.10.2025 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Guitar Hi-Fi in Royal Oak. I’m da manager, and we have a really truly great luthier/guitar tech in house. We also do amp repairs and pedal repairs!

06.10.2025 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Enjoying a bit of a moon bath currently. πŸŒ–

06.10.2025 06:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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this is ART

04.10.2025 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 582    πŸ” 152    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 28

Polaris rocks

04.10.2025 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Place a bomb at the crack in my kitchen wall if you want the real treasures

04.10.2025 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Would be cool as fuck to hit the cider mill this weekend
*checks notes* it’s gonna be 90 degrees. Damn dude.

03.10.2025 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This time of year in Michigan is wonderful. I will leave the house this morning in a jacket and will be dying of heatstroke by 4 pm.

03.10.2025 13:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey babe sorry I didn’t text you back I was studying The Blade

02.10.2025 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a poster like thing saying "remember life in 1988, we all drank" with a picture of a milk carton at the bottom

a poster like thing saying "remember life in 1988, we all drank" with a picture of a milk carton at the bottom

getting in on the nostalgia posting

01.10.2025 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 223    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 5

I’m stoned. Apologies! 😎

02.10.2025 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, true. But for real, I wasn’t moved the same way as others until I was almost forced to become super empathetic if that makes sense? I dunno.

02.10.2025 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I was the same way until I experienced great personal loss.

01.10.2025 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Feels bad, man!

01.10.2025 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I bet Rob Zombie’s friends call him Bob Zomb

01.10.2025 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When I wake up after 10 hours of sleep

01.10.2025 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pretty sure I could beat Pete Hegseth in Marvel Vs. Capcom 2

01.10.2025 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Stand-up comedy is the most overrated art form ever.

30.09.2025 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Went to CVS recently and got mad about self-checkout but then I heard a Nelly Furtado song and got even madder

01.10.2025 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am not in the Epstein files.
I am in the Mommy’s angel files.

30.09.2025 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pete Hegseth is a classic "guy who gets annihilated by Bugs Bunny"

30.09.2025 13:43 β€” πŸ‘ 189    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

I have had two (2) beers

30.09.2025 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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