These dumbfuck things are coming to Detroit. It’s not gonna be good!
06.03.2026 01:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0These dumbfuck things are coming to Detroit. It’s not gonna be good!
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Spring: Earth reawakens slowly, surely. Migratory birds the world over travel back home.
In Detroit, a curious species stirs: the Dodge Charger. With fresh gas and new tires they make their way to the fertile mating grounds of 8 mile & Woodward.
I should get a backyard timpani
06.03.2026 00:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Once, just once, would I love to see the bad guys get what’s comin’ to ‘em.
06.03.2026 00:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Incredible developments in American politics
04.03.2026 02:06 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Theee best
04.03.2026 01:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I can still remember the first time I I heard this on the radio as a lil guy
04.03.2026 01:53 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The Fountains of Wayne was an incredible store in Wayne, NJ my family frequented when I was a kid, especially around Xmas (Look it up if ya don’t know). Imagine my surprise when a really cool band debuted with the same name. The 90’s were cool sometimes.
04.03.2026 01:47 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
They don’t make ‘em like they used to (for better or worse)
04.03.2026 01:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just, uh, listening to the first Nerf Herder album (it rules)
04.03.2026 01:23 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Came here to say this
04.03.2026 01:15 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’ve noticed it too
04.03.2026 01:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
two men: the blowjob brothers
three men: tonight on top gear
four men: weezer
my name is Ty, or Brent. i am 42 years old. i think hearing Spanish is the worst thing that can happen to a person. i have sexually harassed every woman who works at the nearby starbucks. all my sons are named Bryson. last year i drunk drove my dodge ram into a day care center
01.03.2026 23:54 — 👍 828 🔁 93 💬 33 📌 6Hi! I love you back! 🥹😘❤️🫂
01.03.2026 22:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I was going to not have whisky tonight. That decision is currently in doubt
28.02.2026 18:26 — 👍 16 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I have a buddy who has a ghost toast tatty, which is basically a ghost rising from a toaster. Rocks.
28.02.2026 00:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Everyone should have at least one tattoo. Especially a very stupid tattoo. A tattoo of a bear with huge tits. A tattoo of Bart Simpson smoking a humongous doobie. Just spitballing here.
28.02.2026 00:02 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It’s Friday bitches
27.02.2026 23:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Gonna get idiot high on legal Michigan weed. Getting moon man stoned on the bubonic chronic. Unga Bunga caveman dumb as fuck on the Devil’s lettuce.
27.02.2026 23:31 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Sometimes I feel like I hallucinated them on Scooby Doo…unless I really did?
27.02.2026 22:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Marty fronting Death Grips at the school dance
27.02.2026 02:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I drive that IROC in my heart. Thanks homie.
27.02.2026 01:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Word, some old man tried to fight me in front of my own house cuz I disrespected him by honkin at him! Insane to follow a dude home in DETROIT. People don’t know what I keep in that room.
27.02.2026 01:36 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0TV President loves his special little grandson
27.02.2026 01:33 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m also the only motherfucker in this city who ain’t afraid to lay on the car horn lol
27.02.2026 01:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Ex-Northeast NJ guy in Detroit. My wife lost it when she heard me get pissed the fuck off and yell “Ayy, fuck you, buddy!” I’m not even Italian, man.
27.02.2026 01:25 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0I got to pet a very scruffy puppy on the way to the parking garage today, so all is not lost
27.02.2026 00:19 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@marilulien.bsky.social ❤️
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That’s the stuff
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