Nic Nicol

I think if it came to harry, his paternity would be called into question. So strike him off.

Home assistant
Fully local but works either many cloud services if you choose to

Even less amusing on the third floor

I’ll continue to get mine from Canada and Portugal then. Shame.

We actually welcome refugees here, bruh 😎

It’s the middle of summer
Same as the rest of the northern hemisphere

Opening a golf course?
He owns two in Scotland. I think we’d have heard something if he was opening a new one

He was met with ’not my king’ protests wherever he went. He only got a ‘warm welcome’ from a handful of sycophants

Please report correctly

He was met with ’not my king’ protests wherever he went. He only got a ‘warm welcome’ from a handful of sycophants

Please report correctly

Release the geese!

No passaran

Most common bits of advice I give are:
“watch the monthly livestream” and
“Check out the blueprints exchange because some clever kid probably already did what you’re trying to achieve “

Mango Mugabe
Tangerine Twat
Tango Tosser

Haha I get you!
I’ve been at it 4 years now. Some of the older docs are impossible to understand without prior experience but there’s been a real drive with the newer ones to get them into more plain English.

They just get superseded so fast!

Please can you add Scotland as a place of residence. It’s a real actual country. We have a flag and everything. Thanks.

They do regularly ask the community to help edit and improve the docs because so many need updating so often

Well done for hitting 2,000,000 users! 🥳

Best cult I’ve ever joined 😆

In a time where the world has gone to shit, this is a wonderful thing to be part of 😎

I’m still not over Stringer Bell

Sorry, but we don’t control our own immigration policy, it’s controlled by Westminster

No wonder the tango-twat is jealous of Scotland:

Scotland built a wall and got the Romans to pay for it

Trans women are women
Trans men are men
I stand as their ally 🏳️‍⚧️✊

If you use a public bathroom, concentrate on washing your fucking hands, not other people’s genitalia: otherwise you are a pervert that should be on a watchlist

Did you take over from prof Alice as the president of the humanists? Didn’t know that.

Last line fucking nails it mate

Don’t wanna ruin your day, but it’s already started

It’s outrageous to say Trump voters would ignore him!!!

They’d stop, make sure he was denied healthcare and then have him deported.

Is it a Laurie Anderson cover?
😆

You got my vote mate 😎

Home Assistant Open source home automation that puts local control and privacy first. Powered by a worldwide community of tinkerers and DIY enthusiasts. Perfect to run on a Raspberry Pi or a local server.

Sorry.
Forgot the hyphen!

www.home-assistant.io

Homeassistant.io

Is what you need
Then add music assistant and grocy integrations or the native todo list

All totally local, unless you chose to integrate cloud dependent devices

Have fun 😎