Joey Oberhoffner

I’m always a little embarrassed when my 71-year old mom apologizes for needing help with technology. “I’m sorry to waste your time fixing my phone”.

It’s like, “You taught me to wipe. I think I can make the time, lady.”

Semper Fidelis, but to WHOM?

Oh sweet baby Jesus - he thought he was going to run for the leadership of his party?!?

Delusion is a hell of a drug.

Even with all that buck-passing, she neglects to mention whose idea it was to put a big UCP sign on the wreath.

Wait until she hears about the person making $154,000 taxpayer dollars every year, who’s using her position and GoA resources to try and hold onto her political job. #ableg

My favourite thing about the Northern Lights is how they remind me that the Sun could, at any moment, decide to sterilize this planet with a burst of radiation and there’s not a damned thing we could do about it.

Also, they’re pretty.

Filthy. There oughta be a law.

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Why do we say “if you pay peanuts, you get monkeys”?

Monkeys don’t eat peanuts.

I hate omnibus bills, no matter who brings them in.

But NOBODY who EVER supported Stephen Harper can criticize someone for bringing forward an omnibus bill, because dude was an omnibus FACTORY.

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Just remember, Captain: Canada has adopted you, on behalf of your lovely other half. And we’re fighting for full custody. ;)

Free #abpoli Civics Tip:

If you’re a politician in Canada and you can’t get elected without the votes of non-citizens, you’re in the wrong line of work.

That’s 100% also true if you can’t win without the votes of people who don’t WANT to be Canadian citizens. They can move. And take you with them.

Buckle up, kids.

Tuesday’s results sent a clear message to Trump-land that they have one year to discredit the process or find another excuse (“insurrection”?) to delay the mid-term elections that would turn the House - & maybe the Senate - blue.

They’re going to pull out all the stops, now.

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Been a member of a public sector union for over 20 years.

I’ve attended exactly zero union meetings, and no one from the union has ever gotten in touch to tell me how to do my job their way, or what I should think or say publicly.

Are they doing it wrong? Or do cons not understand what a union is?

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elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a fire and says freedom ALT: elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a fire and says freedom

Did we do it, #ableg?

Did we win at Freedom?

Stripping 51,000 Albertans of their constitutional rights is a bold move for a party whose first listed principle is “A robust civil society made up of free individuals, strong families, and voluntary associations”, but hey… fill yer boots.

“FREEDOM!”

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A politician who can, with the stroke of a pen, take away the rights of some of their citizens, can with that same pen take away the rights of ANY citizen.

So the solution is a task force that will investigate every classroom, decide which ones are too big or need EA’s, and then…? What? We get action in March, then go through the whole thing again next September when all the kids are in new classes? #abed #ableg

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This is the gap-toothed skull, worn famously by Canadian wrestling legend Bret “the Hitman” Hart.

It means you’re about to witness the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be… but you are NOT about to witness a crime against humanity.

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