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“Man with huge financial stake in the IPL believes every other competition should be an off-shoot of the IPL”
25.10.2025 00:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I remember watching that when it happened. Sort of feels like it should be out, but it’s not and that’s that.
23.10.2025 04:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0From the organisation that brought you the “boundary count” tiebreaker.
22.10.2025 05:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No. But you can fuck off any time you like.
21.10.2025 05:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I read that as “bathroom” first time through. Which wouldn’t have surprised me either, to be honest.
21.10.2025 04:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dale said it better
17.10.2025 04:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Now we can move on to the 2025 election, where he did it again
09.10.2025 05:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You, sir, are a fucking maniac
09.10.2025 05:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0No, it’s JUST OUTSIDE the atmosphere and everyone knows our eyes can’t see that far
07.10.2025 04:54 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Well, sort of… if you go out and look at the moon at the same time each night you will see it further east each time. But it got there by going west while you weren’t watching.
07.10.2025 04:49 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No, not the mind probe
05.10.2025 00:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@policesquad.bsky.social
03.10.2025 23:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Not true, at least where I live. The offence is committed when the property is moved with the intent to steal it. Exiting the building is just the easy way to prove the intent.
02.10.2025 04:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Who’s that guy?”
“What did that guy say while I was saying who’s that guy?”
Better get them some more priority access to draft young talent
29.09.2025 04:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I want to ask Jen to name the four fathers
26.09.2025 04:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh, so now Elon cares about human rights
25.09.2025 04:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Here are two minutes of lowlights from Trump’s rambling, hour-long address to the UN General Assembly that Twitter is calling one of the most embarrassing moments in recent US history.
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Always annoys me when they insist on putting “and” in the title even when it doesn’t fit.
24.09.2025 04:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0But I thought it was only because of the ratings?
23.09.2025 04:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Must have had a Hamas base hiding under them
23.09.2025 04:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Did they have anyone who previously played for another club make their Hawthorn debut?
22.09.2025 04:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0William, what the hell are you talking about?
19.09.2025 23:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Australia must act on climate change"… but not if that means actually doing something, obviously.
19.09.2025 05:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They also need to make sure we don’t end up with nothing just because they don’t get everything they want
19.09.2025 05:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Land of the Free
18.09.2025 04:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don’t reckon he knows what it means now
18.09.2025 04:40 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Donna is taking that whole “Christian” attitude thing way too far
17.09.2025 05:06 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
16.09.2025 00:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
What’s the difference between bagpipes and a trampoline?
You should take your shoes off before you jump on a trampoline.
