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#RESIST! Here to share STOOPID FUNNY JOKES, SO STOOPID, they're FUNNY. Aka BAD JOKES that make you LAFF. Gnomesayin'? HAVE FUN. LET'S DO THIS! Aka @scottietakeson.bluesky.social here & @jokestersonly.bluesky.social #MightAsWellLaugh Retired RN/ Navy vet

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100+ Complaints From Troops Over 'Divine Plan' Rhetoric Service members allege commanders are framing Iran conflict as biblically ordained battle

Well this is disturbing. I for one am not in favor of Armageddon.

03.03.2026 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2335    πŸ” 670    πŸ’¬ 322    πŸ“Œ 80
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She doesn’t raise her voice!
She raises accountability!

Letitia James walked into rooms full of powerful men who thought they were untouchable and proved they weren’t!

Strong women don’t need permission!
They need evidence!
And she brought receipts!

#SheShed
#StrongWomen

03.03.2026 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1262    πŸ” 470    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 0
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Epstein diversion

03.03.2026 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

HEAR! HEAR!

03.03.2026 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The Failures of β€œCentrism”
By moving to the so-called β€œcenter,” Democrats have failed to fight the forces that led us to Donald Trump: widening ine The Failures of β€œCentrism”

As primary season kicks off today in North Carolina and Texas, some Democrats claim the party needs to "move to the center" to win in November.

Hogwash.

Democrats can't repeat the same failed playbook of the last 50 years. It's time for them to grow a spine.

03.03.2026 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1161    πŸ” 290    πŸ’¬ 90    πŸ“Œ 24

Same here x fuller. ZZ Claus

03.03.2026 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

3/ Nobody had ever heard of them...played THE LOUDEST RAUNCHIEST BLUES EVER....it was ZZ TOP...STG!...they were GREAT LIVE...not a huge fan after they went more Top 40. Call myself ZZ Claus bc of my 5+ yr beard. My "Trump Beard" after swearing I wouldn't trim it as long as he's a threat. TOO LATE!

03.03.2026 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Awesome! LOVED going to LIVE CONCERTS...haven't been in a while. Saw Ten Years After of Woodstock fame...ever seen the movie?...their "Going Home" was classic. Saw them LIVE in San Antonio post Woodstock...great live band. Intro band was 3 clean-shaven, short-haired guys from Dallas...tbc...

03.03.2026 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

2/ I remember it was 1994 bc I'd been to Long Beach to take clinical exams for my RN....talk abt PRESSURE. Passed. That was early 94. Took Boards in May...passed. Got my RN, went to work. I used to play that song at work...everybody LOVED it. So timely now, eh, along w/ that 10 Years After song.

03.03.2026 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow! saw them LIVE? wow....so rowdy, wild. Tom on the guitar...wow...I'd never heard of them...coming back to TX from CA on plane 1994. Young lady sitting near, listening to music. Asked me if I was familiar w/ Rage. Loved them INSTANTLY esp THAT SONG. "F YOU! I won't do what you TELL ME!" CLASSIC!

03.03.2026 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

@scottietakeson.bsky.social

03.03.2026 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

17/ 1 more "BADASS SONG @drginnymac.bsky.social Might Like" & young ppl might not be familiar w/. YT played it after others while I've posting all this stuff..just felt RIGHT. Here's Ten Years After & "I'd Love To Change The World"...so TIMELY. @carolineheldman.bsky.social @judithbolyard.bsky.social

03.03.2026 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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16/ Last of the POLITICS, BABY! YES! anyone make it this far? So sure...It's cool...had to get it off my chest/mind. F it. Be back tomorrow w/ whatever feels right. Gonna add another BADASS SONG @drginnymac.bsky.social Might Like" just heard. Seems fitting. HASTA TAMALE!

03.03.2026 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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15/ More POLITICS, BABY! @scottietakeson.bsky.social tbc... HEAR! HEAR! to 2nd one.

03.03.2026 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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14/ More POLITICS, BABY! @scottietakeson.bsky.social tbc... Not sure that's a real photo of Uncle Bill or AI...hard to tell any more. We KNOW he's ALWAYS been a womanizer. Thts? @docatcdi.com @drginnymac.bsky.social @carolineheldman.bsky.social @judithbolyard.bsky.social @misslizzy.bsky.social ??

03.03.2026 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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13/ 13/ More POLITICS, BABY! @scottietakeson.bsky.social tbc... DEF OLD & TIRED...last one was supposed to be #13. WTF? Welcome to MY LIFE! @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social (O_O) You sure?

03.03.2026 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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12/ More POLITICS, BABY! @scottietakeson.bsky.social tbc...

03.03.2026 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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12/ More POLITICS, BABY! @scottietakeson.bsky.social tbc..

03.03.2026 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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11/ More POLITICS, BABY! .. @scottietakeson.bsky.social tbc..earlier one was supposed to be #11... hope the string continues...that MF'er's still out there?...Oh ..on Faux Noise..figures...

03.03.2026 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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More POLITICS, BABY! @scottietakeson.bsky.social tbc...

03.03.2026 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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10/ More POLITICS, BABY! @scottietakeson.bsky.social tbc..

03.03.2026 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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9/ Here's POLITICS, BABY! As f'd UP as things ARE...let's start w/ a tribute to the wonderful TX Gov. , Ann Richards (don't see Cecile, her dtr, on here-still out there?) Hoping @crockett.house.gov wins primary AND general. YOU GO, GIRL! @scottietakeson.bsky.social tbc...

03.03.2026 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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8/ Last of the "Jokes @docatcdi.com Might Like" then on to POLITICS, BABY! Might take a while...been saving them...not in the mood lately. F IT! Get it off my chest, gnomesayin'? Anybody there? #AsIf @scottietakeson.bsky.social tbc...

03.03.2026 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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7/ More "Jokes @docatcdi.com Might Like". @scottietakeson.bsky.social tbc...1 for cat ppl @carolineheldman.bsky.social "the rulers of the universe". 1st one making fun of the great Moody Blues' song...not exactly a "knight" in photo...oh well. Still funny. Just posted that song under BADASS SONGS.

03.03.2026 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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6/ More "Jokes @docatcdi.com Might Like". @scottietakeson.bsky.social tbc...

03.03.2026 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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5/ More "Jokes @docatcdi.com Might Like". @scottietakeson.bsky.social tbc..

03.03.2026 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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4/ More "Jokes @docatcdi.com Might Like". @scottietakeson.bsky.social tbc...Sad out medical system is SO DRIVEN by $$, eh? You hear how other countries LOOK OUT for their citizens, like @judithbolyard.bsky.social reports from Thailand. Just SAD. OH well... #MightAsWellLaff ??

03.03.2026 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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3/ Here's "Jokes @docatcdi.com Might Like". @scottietakeson.bsky.social tbc...

03.03.2026 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There's a "fan page" on FB that often posts quotes by him & others on there, too. Sometimes his dtr @kellycarlin.bsky.social says they're not George...OH well...like you say so many are SO TIMELY...like that Rage song...thx. Take care. I still quote his "7 words you can't say on TV" often. F! SH! P!

03.03.2026 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wish George Carlin was still with us. Imagine what his take would be on Chump. Thankfully, he left us with remarks that are still timely.

03.03.2026 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0