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#RESIST! Here to share STOOPID FUNNY JOKES, SO STOOPID, they're FUNNY. Aka BAD JOKES that make you LAFF. Gnomesayin'? HAVE FUN. LET'S DO THIS! Aka @scottietakeson.bluesky.social here & @jokestersonly.bluesky.social #MightAsWellLaugh Retired RN/ Navy vet

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They were ahead of their time. Using synthesizers/live video before any1 else. Great show. Also saw pre- Steve Perry Journey, Weather Report, Gil-Scot Heron, Randy Newman, Freddie King that summer. Worked stage crew & security. Now gone. In biz 1970-1980 or so. Big old barn basically w/ beer garden.

10.03.2026 04:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ew!

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Amazing Congress hasn't done SQUAT & NO MILITARY REFUSING his ILLEGAL ORDERS.

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I'LL MISS YOU, BUT I HAVE TO GO TO IRAN TO KILL CHILDREN.
IF I DON'T, PEOPLE WHO RAPE CHILDREN WILL END UP IN PRISON

I'LL MISS YOU, BUT I HAVE TO GO TO IRAN TO KILL CHILDREN. IF I DON'T, PEOPLE WHO RAPE CHILDREN WILL END UP IN PRISON

Duty calls, kid 🫑

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I want to be the shoe πŸ‘ž that’s on the other foot

09.03.2026 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Ew! Fucker! They put on a great show in Austin. We had 5' stage & stood close to it. W/ those 2' high boots he looked 8' tall! Dancing girls had skin-tight flesh-toned outfits- looked naked. Sorry abt your experience. Arrogant FUCK. Typical of some new celebs.

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Right. What I was telling someone earlier on Twitter, I guess, r/e SO MANY "CLICKBAIT"/ FAKE/ SCAM ads & articles any more. Esp. on FaceBook & Twitter. Huh! Owned by ...coincidence? O_O His said a cnty in Tx just voted 96% D. Not possible. Searched it. NO WAY.

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09.03.2026 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hey, Matt...thx for reminding me...saw this from Germany. True? WTG! if so. Glad SOME countries GAF about their citizens. WE DON'T, obviously. Even many of our D's are OWNED by a few rich donors that get them into primaries, like what just hap in TX, rt, Jasmine? @jasmineforus.bsky.social

09.03.2026 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wish this SH was FUNNIER, Charlie! KEEP 'EM COMING!

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10/ Last one for today. No time for POLITICS, BABY!...howEVER...here's a TRIBUTE for our friend @crockett.house.gov @jasmineforus.bsky.social in TX. SO PROUD of her. BIG, HUGE FUTURE, no doubt. Translation for those that don't "speak Texan": Finna = Fixing to, about to, going to. YW. HASTA TAMALE!

09.03.2026 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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9/ More "Jokes @docatcdi.com Might Like". @scottietakeson.bsky.social tbc...

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8/ More "Jokes @docatcdi.com Might Like". @scottietakeson.bsky.social tbc . Oh HAY-ell YES! LOVE taking naps. Highly recommend it. Back to "The Dinosaurs" doc-SHEE-it! The Grand Canyon formed over 5-6 MILLION YRS? How about 100's of MILLIONS of YRS for the DINOSAURS! Many I never heard of. One more-

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7/ More "Jokes @docatcdi.com Might Like". @scottietakeson.bsky.social More diversion here: Telling @judithbolyard.bsky.social & any1 w/ Netflix how great that doc series is: The Dinosaurs. Narrated by Morgan Freedom. Great watch. & more r/e International Womens' Day. RIGHT, LADIES? HANDS OFF!

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6/ More "Jokes @docatcdi.com Might Like". @scottietakeson.bsky.social tbc. These 2 tie together. PEOPLE! GET OFF YOUR GD PHONE WHILE DRIVING, PLEASE! & LOOK UP occasionally while walking in stores, wherever. JFC! I see ppl RUN STOP SIGNS ALL THE TIME. It's SCARY OUT THERE!

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5/ More "Jokes @docatcdi.com Might Like". @scottietakeson.bsky.social tbc...LOVE the "Medical Terms" too funny. @anniefortruth1.bsky.social @drginnymac.bsky.social Not sure abt the other, but Facebook KNOWS US & is now 100% PURE BULLSHIT w/ their ads, articles. ALL SCAM CLICKBAIT. Shop around.

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4/ More "Jokes @docatcdi.com Might Like". @scottietakeson.bsky.social tbc.. 1st one only "Word People" like Doc wld like. Yesterday was "International Woman's Day" LADIES! Day behind here. Loved that one: "Half the World is WOMEN. The other half are our children." tbc...

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3/ JOKE TIME! "Jokes @docatcdi.com Might Like". @scottietakeson.bsky.social tbc...

09.03.2026 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

2/ The Tubes were ahead of their time. Saw them LIVE summer 76 at The Armadillo/Austin. Off work- got in free. Lead singer, Fee Waybill, looked EXACTLY like that video...way tall boots. Dancing girls looked naked. Synthesizers/live video behind them b4 any1 else. Amazing live show. Best EVER. tbc..

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