Kitchen

I need to buy groceries.
A wife and mother was shot in the face because a man’s authority was threatened and I have to change over the laundry.
A teenager was kidnapped from work and beaten only to be released with no recourse and I need to wash dishes.

Looks like my chores aren’t getting done

And I’ll fucking know if you use AI and if you do I shall hunt you down and burn you at the stake

It only took no kids for Christmas 😭😂

It is within your grasp. I believe in youuuuu

It’s ✨glorious✨

Your next assignment: an essay comparing and contrasting Seneca Crane from The Hunger Games Trilogy and your choice of A) Karoline Leavitt B) Sean Hannity or C) Jesse Watters

Due on my desk after new years

I will take my few hours and wallow in them

THANK YOU like this is something I’ve wanted to accomplish for like five or so years! Literally all clothes washed. Just once. Everything on your body clean after a bath.
Is this how the bourgeoisie feel daily?

Literally yes. The kids are with their dad for the holidays, so EVERYTHING got washed.

Shit, except for sheets. Need to do that

a man is standing in front of a sign that says ' usted leadership for a stronger america ' ALT: a man is standing in front of a sign that says ' usted leadership for a stronger america '

All of my laundry is not only clean, it is put away.

Drunk with my bestie wooooo

It would be such a kind and gentle way to talk with yourself! 😭😂

Gonna attempt to consciously change my inner narrator to have David Attenborough’s voice.

The gatocitos asleep between my legs are unaware I sleep like a rotisserie chicken.
Their cozy spot lasts until my next quarter turn, ahahaha
That’s what you get for sleeping on my face

I did a hard thing and could use some love and funny things

Somebody from Birmingham is the person that makes Florida’s signs for sideline signals because I saw both Vulcan and the Jack’s logo

Petition to label the Charlie Kirk thing "Reich on right violence"

All for the motion:

It was Reich on right wing violence.
Now trying to explain terminally online groyper bullshit to the masses is gonna be...an ordeal

"violence is bad" duh. obviously. but this man would not mourn you or anyone you love. he'd say it was "necessary" and go antagonize some teenagers and use your memory as a stat.

Empathy is not owed to the oppressors.

It sounds shitty to say but I honestly think they're better off without him/his influence in their lives.

I hate that his kids witnessed it. That's about as far as my empathy will stretch.

That thing killed Carla's husband 😤😤

proposal: anything streamed with ads must include original commercials.
Shows for streaming services can use modern commercials.
Movies must be period accuratew ads if shown on a platform with commercials.
Imagine watching The Mummy&have ads from 1999. People would pay for ads at that point lmao

Oooh knockin 100%

Boots are for scootin, not licking.

Hyrule, the young idiot, managed to gash tf out of his neck. Nothing that the blue stuff would've helped control. He's good, just dumb as shit trying to bust fences.

I love horses I love horses they’re totally worth 2am stitches I love horses I love horses I am so very tired I love horses I love horses

Birthdays hit harder than deathdays because we don’t want to remember the end of their life.
Our memories get that rosy glow with time, and birthdays are usually so full of happy. So birthdays hit harder.

Happy birthday, Dad.

I still crack up that Google thought you looked like Hank Hill 😆