Laurenn

Mom wants to get married June 20th now (the day before my bday).

So now I can go to my good personal friend, Taylor Swift's wedding.

I'm coming home today!!!!

Just realized I never watched The Pitt last night 😭

FaceTime of orange tabby cat, boyfriend with female on other end

Day 4 of my work trip and I'm really missing my babies.

I'm not allowed to drink Alani Nu at work anymore. The anxiety is crippling.

I'm going to have a stomach ulcer before the end of next week. This project we're launching Monday is wrecking my nervous system.

We should date.

Y'all, if it's raining out there rn, take your SO outside in the downpour, pant, and heave your chest while you pour your heart out to them and then kiss them. I don't make the rules.

Copy pasta text chain of explicit Valentine's Day nonsense

Love letters on Valentine's Day 🥰

Screenshot of an AMC Movie Theater seating chart, only 5 seats in the middle of the theater selected.

Seeing Hamnet with the homies tonight. An entire theater to ourself to wail as loud as we please.

LADY FUCKING GAGA

Downtown Chicago drivers really are like "fuck the pedestrian's right of way"

I love having Snapchat
streaks with both people in a couple because it's like double of the daily snaps and seeing what they're up to.

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We are already on the super fucked timeline but the dingleberry cherry on top is self proclaimed "career professionals" posting the sinister AI slop that is their generated cartoon characters on fucking LinkedIn.

The Pitt has gotten to That Point in the season where I forget I'm holding my breath it's so exhilarating 👏

It really is the little things, y’all. WFH day and my bf goes out to grab coffee and breakfast for us. I ordered a biscuit but skipped the honey I usually order since we have some at home. He noticed it wasn't in the order and asked for it anyway because he thought I forgot 😭

I am deeply concerned that we are surrounded by millions of people who hear the things Trump says every day and act like it is perfectly normal and reasonable behavior from a U.S. President

Kamala never raped children.

Just saying.

This is also the same cat that sat next to me when Billie performed "what was I made for?" and extended her paw to my shoulder as I weeped watching that year's Grammys. She knows her mom is a little cry baby.

Orange tabby cat staring at camera with judgmental look

Maisie has been side eyeing me ALL night because the Grammys always makes me emotional.

Sabrina's performance was... just outstanding. I'm speechless. She really is and has IT. #Grammys

I saw your IG story before the ep and thought you were just going to have a less-than-warm review. I was not ready. I had to share with my partner (an adjacent The Pitt and Joanna Robinson consumer) the same way you shared with Rob because I simply could not sit alone with the info.

Helena Bonham Carter joins the cast of ‘The White Lotus’ Season 4.

(variety.com/2026/tv/news...)

If the immigration “issue” was really about black & brown people “taking your jobs,” the powers that be wouldn’t be so damn eager to hand your jobs over to robots & artificial intelligence.

It’s just about giving you someone to hate & think yourself better than.

You’re not.

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Last workday of the month and I swear I've lived 13 lifetimes with all the projects I've knocked out in January alone.

2026 is going to be pedal to the metal all year long I guess.

How stupid do you have to be to still be a Trump supporter at this point?

Mom is thinking of getting married the same weekend that Tayvis is ✨allegedly✨ tying the knot.

You know I am definitely making a "my good friend, Taylor Swift" reference in my daughter of the bride speech.

"ICE will leave Minnesota if you hand over your voter rolls" tells you everything you need to know.

This was never about immigration or fraud. It was always about rigging elections.

Can they please please please swap the Industry time slot with AKotSK 😭