An Avocado is still at the cottage

AO3 pls.

that they have kept their relationship intensely private to the point that this is how we find out is probably the best sign they might actually make it

anyway, rules are rules, here is the exact moment she fell in love

The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive

this is horrifying. this is why they say death to america. because all we bring is death to their children and people

Oh, we said “I love you” on January 31, 2019

Found old text messages about Cody between me and my bff when we had only been dating for a few months and they are precious to me

It’s a gap for me!

stanley tucci with members of the gold medal winning USA women's hockey team

crying in the club* (*at my desk) bc stanley tucci took the USA women's hockey team out for a meal at his favorite restaurant and they gave him his own jersey

the-unflappablewolf Who would you trust more? total stranger in a star trek shirt? 94.5% total stranger in a star wars shirt? 5.5% 99.421 Stimmen • Verbleibende Zeit: 2 Tage 23 Stunden thebaconsandwichofregret No exaggeration, the vote split on this poll is hysterical.

No but this is entirely correct

“What! But you like sex! And you like movies!” -Cody, upon learning I’ve never seen Eyes Wide Shut

the guy next to me in the doctor's office waiting room was text-to-speeching his plans to blow someone in the bathroom in great and increasing detail and he got so horny he couldn't wait and missed his appointment

a 3d stylized piece of a girl running with a large bubble wand, accompanied by a horse, a dog, and a cat, in a sunny field.

joy and whimsy

If you see this post a monster

If you see this post a monster

if you see this post a monster

If you see this post a monster

This guy gets it.

Got ourselves some special concert ear plugs bc we are old now but we’re still cute

Cody every time two people in the Olympics are on screen together: Do you think they’re heated rivals?

Just found out they don’t let hockey players fight each other in the Olympics. No fighting, no kissing, what’s the point even

I cry though that whole entire episode at this point, just banger after banger scene

“If Barty eats my face you gotta let everyone know that I gave him permission. It’s not because he doesn’t love me, it’s just part of his culture.” -Cody

we back at it tomorrow everyone on twitch.tv/sailor_scout_austin playing more Relooted by @nyamakop.co.za !

The John Wick series is so effective because it fully embodies the three major tenets of dumb guy fantasy: 1. being able to kick anyone’s ass, 2. living by a code of honor, and 3. paying for things with gold coins

What article? What’s happening?

It’s been a month and a half since I watched Heated Rivalry and I have cried about it at least once a day since then what did they put in that SHOW

"zoomers are killing the bar industry" oh interesting was it zoomers who decided a drink should cost seventeen dollars