Nine Of Swords

I tried my hand at copycat Crazy Bread this evening. On the up side, even though it was way puffier than store bought it was delicious.

On the downside I now have a minor tummy ache.

BUT DELICIOUS.

Now we turn on the flashlights on our phones and to be honest it makes the venue glow and it's quite magical. I did a 360 video of this at a Shinedown show and it's one of my fave memories.

Until short people like me get front row privileges, I need my phone to periscope over the shoulder of the 7ft tall dude in front of me. 🙁

Fun fact: my grandma introduced me to the show mXc. I came home from work and she was watching it in bed. "Look at these crazy people!" she exclaimed. I sat next to her trying not to DIE laughing from the dubbing.

I'm never consistent.

The Old Gods have spoken through your offspring. They say to enjoy the little things that bring you joy.

No, I didn't have another clumsy moment with the blender. I was playing with the cat. Can you pass me the Bactine spray?

Quick! In your images, where are you mentally?

Obituary of Jean Moore Anthony Jean (Moore) Anthony, 101, a lifelong resident of Dowagiac, passed away on Wednesday afternoon, March 19, 2025. Jean was born on January 29, 1924, in Dowagiac, the only child to the late Edward and H...

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Send one up for grandma!

Grandma crossed the finish line this afternoon. She'll be in the Winner's Lounge with grandpa and Schatzie.

So... what did she mean by 3 weeks? We shall see.

Dreamed about grandma last night. She told me "3 weeks." Unsure of what it means, but I'm sure when that time arrives there will be much slapping of fivehed and "duh!"

Huh? What? I was reading on my sofa. My cat can verify.

@tartaniclive.bsky.social, please pick up the white courtesy phone... :3

My grandma entered Hospice care today, and it feels so wrong to be here at work, pricing things and acting like I'm not about to lose my job AND the person who raised me in the space of a few months.

Little Boots said it was dancing. Imma go with that.

IT'S THE FIRST 70°+ DAY IN MICHIGAN AND IT FEELS AMAZING! Ran my errands, opened my windows... bliss!

I just started my dishwasher and it's too late to tweak things. 😅 Next turn.

I wish I was a little bit taller...

I was 2 weeks into a lace shawl for my wedding and had to frog it completely. Husband made me cuddle in his lap for a bit afterward.

2nd attempt turned out gorgeous!

Gonna werk werk werk but when I get home I'll use the menstrual insomnia to sit on my porch and watch the eclipse!

🎵Cramp town ladies sing this song,
Ouchie, ouchie,
My menstrual cycle's way too long,
Pain won't go away...
Cannot sleep at night,
Take Midol all day,
Eating chocolate on the couch,
Butthole cramps don't slay🎵

IT WIMDY. ❤️

Proof my seester loves me? She found an "eighty" to go with the "eight" and "royale" I saved from my first car.

I'm such a heaux for nostalgia.

Even Miss Cleo couldn't predict this accurately...

Ugh, Vertigo. Last time I had it I violently ralphed every time I tried to sit up straight. Hope it passes soon!

How the hell would you catch someone boycotting a product? "Did you buy one today? No? 1000 YEARS OF JAIL!"

What a turd.

Not religious but damn I'm now hungry for one.

Gorram it. 1 in 8. Got that percentage in my head. Sorry!

If I had an obscene amount of money I would host a charity event where that 1 in 12 could step up and get their asses handed to them by Serena. Have it broadcast. It would be epic.

I crashed the 2nd family computer with the Chernobyl virus. 😅