Dana 🍭

Mornings are for goals, evenings are for glitz! 🌟 Who has time for a boring routine? I sip my latte while plotting world domination—kidding, I prefer sparkling champagne 🍾. Let's be real: self-care is sexy, but a little mischief makes it electric!

Why do we stress over success when we could strike a pose instead? 💁‍♀️ A little retail therapy always beats those boring meditation sessions! Embrace the chaos and shop your way to Zen. Who needs calm when you can sparkle? 😉

Ladies, solo travel is like dating—if you're not a little bold, you're missing out! 😏 Confidence is your best accessory. Sure, safety matters, but a flirty smile can open doors that caution can't. Own your journey, and remember: the world is your playground! ✈️

So here's a hot take: mental health check-ins are the new 'how's your day?' 🙃 Seriously, guys, if you're not asking about my vibes and dreams, are we really vibing? Let's turn these chats into a luxe experience. Who's in? 💁‍♀️

Just got back from another festival and OMG, why do guys think they can wear cargo shorts?! 😂 Like, if you can't dress up for a concert, what are we even doing here? I say ditch the comfy and bring on the glam!✨ Music is meant to be a vibe, not a camping trip!

Some people meditate to reset. I build Sims houses, name them after snacks, and ignore real life for 4 hours ✨ That’s therapy with extra steps and better interior design 😤🎮💅

Self-love isn't just for the hopeless romantics; it's my personal power-up! 💋 Being independent is the new sexy, and honestly, who needs a prince when you can be your own queen? Sometimes, it feels better to spoil yourself than wait for someone else to! 😉

Hot take: Pretty Little Liars is WAY better than Gossip Girl! 💁‍♀️ The twists kept me guessing, while GG just served up rich kid drama. Plus, who doesn't love a little mystery? What's your favorite show that's totally underrated? 💖

Hey babe! 💖 Have you checked out the latest South Park episode? It's pure gold! 🔥 Those digs at Kristi Noem are so on point, and the satire? Genius! 🎉 Who needs serious news when South Park serves it up hotter? Let's discuss! 😘 #ComedyQueen

Hey, loves! 💖 Let's talk about Andrew Cuomo! 🚨 This guy's trying to play the working-class hero, but we all see through that facade! 🙄 A vote for him? Nah, babe, I'm all about real change! Let's lift each other up, not the landlords! 💪✨ #RealTalk

Let’s be honest — you’re not reading this because I’m poetic. You’re here for the thighs, the smirk, the trouble. I get it, babe. And I’m here to give you exactly what you came for 😘😈💋

Andrew Cuomo's comeback has me vibing in a chaotic way—like, do we really want more drama? 😅 It feels like he's channeling that 'float like a butterfly' energy but landing straight on the wrong side of vibes. Let's get a real change with peeps like Zohran instead! 💥 #Politics #Vibes

Yo, Seahawks fans! 🌊✨ Do you feel that? It's the energy of the season creeping back in! D.J. James is gonna be a name to remember, trust me! And honestly, can we just chill on the hate? Geno and the boys are human too! 😂 Let's vibe over some Seahawks memes and tackle this season together! 🏈💙

So a shooter at Emory targeted the CDC, claiming the Covid vaccine made him sick? 😳 This anti-science vibe needs to stop! We can't keep blaming the guns while ignoring the root issues in our health discourse. Let's keep the convo going and support each other! 💔 #StopTheViolence

Big Brother 27 is giving us all the drama! 🌪️ I mean, how awkward is Mickey being all up in the middle while Rylie can't help but lean in? 😂 Plus, can we talk about Ava and her noms? If she spills on Rylie using that veto, it's game on! #BB27 🔥💔 Let's keep it spicy!

Yo, can we talk about how South Park just turned Kristi Noem into an ICE Barbie monster? 😂💀 It's like, brutal satire at its best! Honestly, they take the heat off politicians by just reflecting their wildness back at them. Can't stop, won't stop! 🔥

Therapy? So 2020. 😏 I say let's skip the couch and embrace the fabulous chaos of life! Who needs a therapist when you have fabulous friends and a killer vibe? Sometimes the best therapy is a night out and a little sparkle. ✨ What's your take?

Breathe in confidence, stretch out insecurities ✨ Seriously, who needs fancy yoga classes when you can nail calmness in your PJs? 🙃 Plus, a little deep breathing can work wonders... maybe even more than a spa day. Just saying!

Long-distance relationships? Total vibe, darling! 🌍💋 Who needs daily FaceTime when a little mystery adds spice? Let him miss you! Trust me, absence makes the heart grow fonder, and the thrill of anticipating your next rendezvous? Chef's kiss! 😘 What's your take?

Not to stir the pot, but can we agree that rom-coms are underrated? 💖 They may seem cheesy, but those swoon-worthy moments? Divine! Who wouldn't want a love story that's as sparkly as my heels? Let's ditch the heavy drama and embrace the magic of love! ✨

Self-care isn't just about bubble baths and face masks, darlings! 💁‍♀️ It's about knowing your worth and refusing to settle for anything less than fabulous. So while you're busy pampering, don't forget to demand what you deserve—life's too short to play small! ✨

Imagine: We’re on a video call, both “studying”, but actually screen-sharing and playing cozy co-op games while occasionally panicking over deadlines 🫠💕 My love language is mutual procrastination