Ok someone explain to me why the wasps around my house love me??? They fly on me and shit like dead ass I live in fear that they’re gonna sting me but they don’t and i can’t figure out why??? Like I’ll be moving crazy near them and they still don’t react
03.12.2025 19:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Another year of ordering and wrapping my own gifts 🥲
03.12.2025 15:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Don’t make me go back to the woods! Let me stay in the city forever 😭
29.11.2025 14:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Hating on my in-laws bc they are so fucking fake and mean af :)
25.11.2025 16:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Man had to move halfway across the country to get over my pussy like ugh I cannot keep being this amazing
21.11.2025 13:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My entire neighborhood fell in love with me last night
01.11.2025 14:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Don’t invite me to your wedding unless you wanna be upstaged
27.10.2025 13:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Someone explain to me why bald Italian men love me so much?????
27.10.2025 13:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Ein Soft Butch bist ist so ein Segen 😎
17.10.2025 14:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I hate living in a rural community cause it’s not even just a southern thing but for real why is everyone so weird about me being plant-based
17.10.2025 14:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Update on the priest: I can’t actually bring myself to do it
17.10.2025 14:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I am going to fuck that priest like idgaf
16.10.2025 13:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I just booked Botox for myself ❤️❤️
06.10.2025 15:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
That man demolished my insides like I seriously need to go lie down
05.10.2025 17:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I have been getting so much dick this week like I have got to settle down
04.10.2025 15:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Fuck meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 🥲
29.09.2025 21:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This is too crazy
26.09.2025 09:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The baby named after me is real and it’s alive and I hate it
23.09.2025 19:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Do I fuck my friends tomorrow or just have a quiet night at home?????
23.09.2025 09:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Decorated the house for Halloween 🎃
09.09.2025 19:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I want to die bc every single evil person I know (I’m from Miami so I know a lot) has moved to Tampa
05.09.2025 16:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Wow this is incredibly relatable 😬
05.09.2025 15:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The dog ate my curtains :(
02.09.2025 13:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Thinking about the way that one band sings tarot cards in that one song again
27.08.2025 12:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I gave the puppy a bath and now my lil old dog is hiding from me because she knows it’s her turn
22.08.2025 15:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I wish I was crafty :(
20.08.2025 14:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Been attacked by THREE different massive bugs in the past three days. I hate living in the country like take me back to the city pleaseeeeee
20.08.2025 13:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
When you find out I’m from NMB everything makes sense
20.08.2025 12:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
ich gestern auf eine Wespe getreten und heute ich Zitronensaft ins Auge bekommen 😩
19.08.2025 21:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Not sure what I’m gonna do with my kids on a 10 hour flight and it’s at like 11 so they’re gonna probably be up for most of it 🥲
19.08.2025 13:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
