Aaron Cameron

Penne. All narrow and pointy like some 1950s definition of “beauty”. Now, rigatoni? You get that thick and curvy perfection in my mouth right now

I wanted him last year. Dude’s gonna be even cheaper this year. Would absolutely bring him in

lol Tirico clapping and arfing like a trained seal, Jordan casually using “meet & greet” as part of a rental transaction…NBC out here giving MJ millions in hopes of just ONE “I took that personally” gif. Incredible

Some intriguing trade candidates mentioned in here, but even if #athletics are buying low on Donovan or Albies, I don’t know what they have to offer. They kinda need to keep their good pieces!

This is some cold-blooded stuff, but more importantly, Ichiro joins the late Nate Dogg and 1984-85 Deception Soundwave as dudes so smooth, I’d sit for an hour and listen to them just read names out the phone book

Between this guy and Pablo Torre, I’m about ready to give my life to Jesus, just to stay outta them crosshairs

Hoping Rockets/Thunder goes five overtimes so you Warriors/Lakers busters never know joy ✌🏾

GDI LOLOLOLOLOLOL

NBC Hired Sportscaster Mike Tirico Despite Publicized History of Sexual Harassment Allegations The former ESPN football announcer was accused of sexually harassing and stalking female colleagues in the 1990s. NBC hired him anyway.

NFL, the Olympics and now, the NBA. Consequences, schmonsequences

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You’re not gonna convince me Michael Jordan has anything interesting to say in 2025, guys

Not me in my living room shouting “GOAL” when the Sharks just scored, oh, no

Genuinely can’t believe both these dudes are gone

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness

Obviously, a Nazi tattoo is unconscionable and disqualifying, but stop being surprised by foolishness like this. Y’all rationalize your parents’ racism. You laugh at racist jokes when I ain’t around. Racism is ubiquitous! Yes, still! (If I’m not describing you, then, cool ✌🏾)

Watching hockey during this baseball break. Sharks v. Islanders. There’s a Will Smith AND a D’Angelo and I’m already so confused

Five cents worth of free advice from your favorite black guy: already seen a couple of posts from happy Blue Jays fans that push back on/disavow Drake that veer onto the shoulder of that “-cism”. Hate whoever you want, but don’t show your whole ass in the process! ✌🏾

Even using the Navy's 250th birthday as a backdrop/prop, this makes no sense. Just three days of noise and chaos lol

Coronado is an extremely affluent, extremely conservative tied-island community that has, in the past, just decided to ignore whatever state laws they don't like. Gobsmacked that they'd agree to have their idyllic existence upended for a weekend.

Really curious as to how many people they're planning for! It's not a big place!

Wait what

Do not - and, I cannot emphasize this enough - read the story going around about Mike Trout's testimony in that Angels drug case and the "dares" referenced in the article. Your gag will not stop reflexing

Haha, I popped in during the regular season, but I don't use Slack in any other walk of life, so it was kinda confusing for my dumb brain. Ill crack it open again for the WS!

You gonna hafta clear the excess bourbon off the rowing machine, ma'am?

Highly recommend. I still hop over to the fields J grew up on occasionally. Thing about youth baseball in California? Oh, it's gonna get chippy at some point. And, if it doesn't, just walk over to an adjacent field lol

Pro wrestler Sabu, pointing skyward with his right hand, left fist clenched at chest level

Since I'm telling Little League stories, one time an opposing player's dad wanted to kick my ass for IBBing his kid, who'd hit two HRs earlier. Next time we played them, Jalen struck him out on three Bugs Bunny change ups, then did his celebratory "Sabu" pose. Dude's wife had to drag him away lol

Dude was seething after the game, but we actually patched things up and laughed about it later on. He passed away suddenly and unexpectedly a few years ago. Glad we were cool at the end. Sports ain't ever that serious

I forgot why I did that. Texted Jalen and he reminded me that the opposing manager accused me of batting kids out of order then, later in the game, had the umpire confiscate J's bat. Haha, I miss the wholesomeness of youth sports.

Our Little League had 2 hr, 15 min time limit on games or 6 full innings, whichever came first. With curfew minutes away, I made three consecutive pitching changes, since if the inning didn't finish (we were trailing) the score would revert to the previous full inning (when we were winning). We won!

Kurt Suzuki played 16 years, came to the plate >6000 times and didn't crack 20.0 career bWAR? Huh

"npw" lol, you writer's block bum