Aaron Cameron

That's usually The Sign to start the weekend early

Told our director we weren't ready to present today and asked to move review to Monday. He said he "wanted to see where we're at", so we presented today. Two hours later, he said "it doesn't look like we were ready for this review". Anyways, this is why I went to college.

Can't spell "clapback" without "AB" tbqh

Was wondering how long this 50 Cent victory lap on Diddy would be before 50's well-known homophobia seeped into the conversation. Not long!

Those creamsicle unis are cursed. People who say they like them are bigger liars that you bums who pretend to like the Padres in brown

You can stop tagging me in this, guys

YESSSSSSSSS 🙌🏾

That Vecchio Quartiere trying to be all classy with Cognac. Gimme that

IIRC Thomas was often an abominable dick to fans. This checks!

WHAT

YESSSSSSS

Shoutout to the bums in RudyKap’s replies thinking Detroit would get a king’s ransom for a generational arm…in his walk year. I wish it were 1989 where I lived, too

Always lol

Only one #25 for the Orioles in my mind

Watching Thursday Night Football for reasons that escape me. Putting “LAST NAME, SR.” on the back of your jersey just feels silly. You have a son and lack originality. Congrats

Me: Where you going?

Son: Taking [lady friend] to Coronado for dinner

Me: [Dude], she know you broke, right?

Son: We’re just getting sushi

Me: I’M just paying for it

Son: Fine, we’ll eat somewhere closer

Me: I don’t think you understand what the problem is, son

Respective baseball moms and dads group chats still going strong 16 hours later

...when her husband came back from the restroom or getting food or whatever, she asked him, "Remember how much we hate Daric Barton?!" lol

Told this story before, but me and the dude @jpitblado.bsky.social were in Mesa, AZ for #athletics Spring Training game. One of us brought up Barton and the little old lady in front of us turned around to tell us how much she hated him...

NOT SO FAST, FRIEND #athletics

Dude is, at best, low leverage filler you give a minor league deal with an invite to big league camp. I know it's all monopoly money, but sheesh lol

Someone smarter than me needs to calculate the average overpay percentage my #athletics need to dole out to sign free agents, because $3M for this dude is wild.

Y’all should be following Michelle, anyways, but especially if you’re PNW-proud or a glorious hockey dork (complementary).

Whole thread keeps getting better lol

Meanwhile, y’all know good and goddam well, I’d be Ted DiBiase if I became a billionaire

youtu.be/lgj3_Wis6HU?...

Mission accomplished!

The Vietnamese coffee variant could cure the common cold

Everyone in the baseball dad group chat interrogating everyone else. DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS? DID YOU? Baseball mom group chat has circled the wagons. No information leaks lol