big tiddy haver (she/her)

Billionaires have more money than they could ever need but never enough to fill the holes in their souls. They would send every last one of you into an early grave if it meant paying one cent less in taxes.

Having a parent with Sagittarius placements is a crash course on putting yourself last

Guys, I miss Twitter ngl

I need commercial producers to just agree on one volume and stick with it

Cricket hours 😌

Should I post my sims legacy challenge be fr

The kids don’t know how to read :(

i NEED to get my boyfriend pregnant

I want to peg my man but he won’t let me actually, I’m in hell

Okay so I need to follow more lesbians and girls who are CUNT because my skyline is looking too straight and lame

Yall are BOR-ING-!

Licking my phone screen

THIS IMAGE ???

You ever have your whole day planned, then one thing goes wrong and then you in bed for the rest of the day 😭

He’s fine, I’m sorry !

Cuteness aggression, it’s a real phenomenon !

I likely need a big chop but I’m so scared my hair will grow back slow

UHC not approving your claim bro

If you would hit, you must acquit

If you’re the minimum wage worker than snitched on the Adjuster, you a BITCH and a CLASS TRAITOR

I need to meet more Canadian babes 🍁

Mother got the same warning, if you didn’t feel the earthquake you’re probably okay

The gun jammed THREE times and he shot that man THREE times

If you’re a shy Black girl, you’re labeled a “bitchy” or “stuck-up” before anyone considers you’re just timid

I do not like T*ylor Sw*ft and that’s just because I grew out of her music when I was like 14 and she HASN’T changed since (also she’s a climate terrorist, so die)

Some people are doomed to perpetuate cycles

Like this is all so extra 😭

Fight the fatigue.
Restart and refocus! 💫

Only way you should be using that leftover turkey is reheating the legs, a turkey sandwich, or turkey salad

So why TF do I see yall putting it in hard taco shells